“What happened in the elevator?” is right up there with “What is the meaning of life?” at this point. I bet Pope Francis knows what happened in the elevator.

I’m not a Reese hater at all, and I’d like to see her grown version of the characters she played in Election and Freeway, combined. Murdering her way to the Supreme Court.

It's safe to say we will never truly know what happened in the elevator. Beyoncé and Jay will obviously never speak on it, Solange is tied by family loyalty and Julius the bodyguard has job security for the rest of his life so he's not speaking.

No caps! I actually like figuring them out. Like the disemvoweling during the old Jezzie days.

Nobody does a 3quel unless a career is in the toilet, Reese. Need to talk? Need a hug?

Yeah, this seems more likely to come from Beyonce/Jay-Z’s team* than from Rihanna’s.

I thought there was already a movement to save the wet seals?

So, according to Beyonce’s camp her husband is 100% devoted and never wanted anything to do with that skank, Rihanna.

Online shopping is hard on traditional retailers, my friend. How is Hot Dog on a Stick to survive? Who will think of Wet Seal? #savethemall

#CapitaliseYourHashtagsPeople!!

Yes.

I saw that too. It’s being written by J Randy Tamborelli and it’s “Unauthorized” because Beyonce isn’t interviewed. But I get the impression that it’s still approved. (articles say “nothing shocking here”)

The news comes from a new authorized biography of Queen B...This seems awfully sensible for an unauthorized biography.

Sunday morning fuzz brain: Kaley hashtagged the puppy IG #savethemall. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why the mall needs saving.

Authorized or unauthorized?

and do you know how many people would die every year if we didn’t have them? Cause there was a time when we didn’t and lots of people died. The ratio was considerably higher supposing the speeds were considerably lower. So sorry but your snide remark lost it’s mark.

This is factually untrue. There is one main thread about the ball game, and a few other posts elsewhere. The other active thread is talking about drunk driving. It’s a hodgepodge other than that.

Now there are about 10 traffic fatalities per 100K Americans. 50 years ago, there were about 25 fatalities per 100K Americans. Regulation has decreased the number of deaths significantly.

Dumbass.

I’m seeing everywhere gun owners trying to make jokes or a point about how we should start regulating or take away cars now that this has happened trying to make some kind of point about gun control laws.

Except there’s a small problem and it’s hard for them cause it takes logic. We do regulate automobiles, HEAVILY.

You did it! You were stupid FIRST! Hooooooooray!!!!