It's worse than a crock of bullshit, it's genuinely harmful.

nope because it is a complete crock of bullshit

Am I the only one who thinks Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In” movement (or whatever you want to call it) is a complete crock of bullshit?

We’re all Halloween amateurs in comparison

idk why but this is the funniest story to me

I dressed up as Carrie for Halloween a few years ago like blood and all that and some idiot at the bar asked me if I was “a candle” I never knew people dressed as candle related things until now

That's MS paint edited, not the original idiotic banner.

I thought this two at the top were photoshops of original banners?

Yeah I don’t understand that. I realize there’s a lot of diversity in what people are looking for in sexual partners, but saying, “I have no knowledge of female anatomy at all, nor do I care to,” doesn’t seem like a good pick up line anywhere.

Let’s look at all the silver linings here.

You don’t want to “flick the bean.”

Ok, officially naming my memoir “Which Hole is the Clit?”

“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”

I hate when my hand gets away from me like that...but I will never not click on one of these purity pledge articles...

Don’t forget titty rides!

Yes, mine was very meh. I thought, THIS is what all the fuss is about?? Then I changed boyfriend and, aha, THIS is what all the fuss is about!

I just remember my first time having sex....and can’t help but think that their wedding night will probably be quite lame. Hope it was worth it!

In the meantime, [Mila]’s hiring a “granny nanny” to watch Wyatt