Best Bernie reference ever.

Wow, great metaphor. Thank you- I’m totally stealing it.

This is the greatest metaphor I've ever heard, I'm crying.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Bernie has always been of that age.

He’s everything I want in a President. If he does not get the nomination I am issuing an empty threat to move to Nova Scotia.

You’d think that if you had a “significant criminal history,” you’d want to lay low, not get a job on a 24-hour so-called news network.

Man, the CIA must really want him to be in deep cover.

Fox News: “We’ll Believe Anything.”

I just can’t imagine the fucking balls you would need to lie about something like this. Sometimes I worry that my “dates of employment” on my resume will be off a month, and I’ll get called out on it. I clearly do not have the temperament to commit major fraud.

. . . You almost have to wonder how stuff like this. Did it start small, and then he was more or less forced to keep juggling more balls to keep it going? Are folks like this just so incredibly self-delusional that they think they can gaslight the world forever?

The fact that none of the other frat members stopped them is pretty damned telling, doncha think?

the way he is sitting in his chair is like how i sit in a chair when i’m really drunk and watching my football team lose

From the Post: “He described himself as the result of a “crisis pregnancy,” born while his parents were in their junior year of college.” “I always grew up with the understanding that some people have kids in less than fully intended situations and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

I bet they all own lizards.

I read the word “infiltrated” in the headline, and knew I’d be seething with rage if I read the article, but I did. Turns out “seething” was an understatement.

I don't know. I mean that’s a pretty big lizard. I’m intrigued enough to take a quick look.

Daleiden has a 30-pound pet lizard named Rocky!

D’awww, I think he’s super cute! They’re both adorbs to me, but then I love a good beard.

Man does have some serious beard game, mind...