Yep, Mike Hukabee + Kim Jong-un = BFF for life!

does he want to move there too??

My thought too. How many of our lawmakers are going, “man, I wish WE could do that!” right now?

“I’d rather trust North Korea with my fetus than Bernie Sanders!”

Maybe you fix the whole starvation thing and babies will just show up on their own! Babies are cool like that, N.K.

Upon hearing the news, Mike Huckabee exclaimed: “Maybe North Korea’s not so bad after all!”

Republicans always on the right side of history

I once knew a guy named, no shit, JOHNNY FONTANA.

Trip Fountaine is still the best character name ever.

Candies and Jenny thought this was so fucking edgy. I just remember being grossed out by the whole ad. It is a really great representation of a person with garbage thoughts.

And many of those people used it recreationally and were just fine - until the time they weren’t.

Indeed it does. I’ve never done it because I have heart problems and my doctors told me that stimulants or amphetamines would likely kill me. But that stuff really is dangerous, and not just because of addiction reasons. Yeah, plenty of people use it recreationally and are just fine, but then you run into people that…

Oh fuck. Typed that while talking about World Series and then typed it out lol and this was *after* already editing it and fixing 2 typos bc I’m so excited/tipsy.

I’ve never seen one of my thoughts so perfectly captured in a picture.

Like this, Jenny? We’ve seen it.

Isn’t there the ALCS to play first? :P

I wasn’t saying once you have kids the party’s over. My friends have kids and we hang out regularly and have a pretty good time. Scott’s been acting like a fool for years, and it has always seemed like the priority was the party lifestyle rather than his family.

Cindymoo took care of a patient for over a year at her less job that had a stroke due to cocaine. She was in her twenties, and she was bed-bound, in contractures, unable to feed herself or speak properly. To me, that would be a fate worse than death. This is really sad stuff.

I’m totally hijacking this thread but

Maybe seeing Lamar in this state will be the kick in the ass Scott needs to get his shit together.