Cool pope is “cool” like the Young Pope is “young,” which is to say: it’s all very relative.

Ugh, this breaks my heart making me long for what could have been! Diggy forever!!

Rita Ora, aka “Who?” = Matt

I think Kenny would make a great Bachelor but 1) they don’t normally pick someone cut so soon and 2) I fear his “brand,” as it were, was damaged by Lee’s bullshit slandering.

That he called her “ma’am” and “sweetheart” and didn’t get cut by Week 2 is the greatest proof ever needed of producer intervention.

I have been mystified by many of her choices. Tickle monster and Jack Stone (a man so forgettable they include his last name to jog our memories) stay while hot Diggy goes? She cuts Anthony despite their cute date in L.A? She’s that in the bag for Bryan and Peter, huh?

Good thing I didn’t do brackets for this season, I’ve been nothing but wrong. I thought Kenny or Will were being set ip to be the next Bachleor, but they got cut too soon. So it will be Dean or Peter as the next Bachleor, I guess?

I honestly thought his name was Mike. She kept Rita Ora and French Doll and got rid of super cute Will?? I will also never forgive her for getting rid of Diggy before I could ogle him more.

Heh. I was trying to get pregnant at the time and my periods were super irregular so I was taking a lot of pee stick tests.

I went to the Women’s March 7.5 months pregnant with a wee sign on my belly. Every time someone stopped to take my picture they demanded that I put my hand on my belly. It’s the “Blue Steel” of pregnancy shots.

Me too, because I bough a 50-pack of the tests that are just the strip, no plastic casing, because they’re WAAAAY cheaper. But honestly, handing your partner something you peed on not 5 minutes before is really good practice for all the weird, intimate, gross bodily stuff that lies ahead during pregnancy and having a…

I’d love Diggy or Josiah as bachelor though!

I suspect that if Lee’s racism is directly addressed it will be next week when he’s kicked off. Reality producers love to save the teachable moment and drama footage for the contestant in question’s elimination edit.

I was honestly surprised to learn that Dean and Peter were not the same person, I had combined them in my mind. Then she keeps French doll dude, some guys I swear we’ve never seen before (Matt? Mike?) and IGGY and gets rid of the beautiful Diggy?!?!?

She is definitely looking different, I assumed a surplus of fillers and Botox was to blame.

That “meeting” the men all went to after Scarlet was attacked? And what they actually did is burn down the shanty town where formerly enslaved people are living? It’s because Rhett et. al. were members of a white terrorist organization that is or was similar to the KKK. That’s why the federal troops showed up to…

Ugh, AHA. My winter semester begins that week so I almost never go anymore.

I was already gasping with this speech. Then when she returned to the guys who came out to save her (as if she needed their help) and she said “Fuck no” DiMario wasn’t returning? Swooooon!!! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!

She is truly the Bachelorette we need right now! She doesn’t suffer fools and she curses like a sailor.

I’m sure she had her reception at a plantation, cause they’re just so pretty. Whiteness is one hell of a drug.