YES. They might become fiscal conservatives, but are unlikely to become more socially conservative. I predict a GOP implosion that results in 1) a rapidly shrinking Tea Party for the most rabid social conservatives who are fiscally clueless, 2) the Democratic party for those who are social liberals and fiscal…

I know, right? It’s hard to read when I’m cackling so hard. Think of all the shit that has come out about the dysfunctional dynamics of the Trump campaign, and it’s not even over yet! I eagerly await the 2016 version of Game Change. I hope Alec Baldwin gets an Oscar for it.

This is an excellent point.

But according to a lot of studies people also tend to stay pretty wedded to a party. So they might become more conservative, but they’re unlikely to jump from Democrat to Republican. That’s why Republicans alienating young people is such a problem for them, because it’s folks they have lost for a lifetime.

Trump and Ailes are no longer working together allegedly. Bask in this hilarious article in which both sides blame the other for Donny T’s failure!

I would have been REALLY impressed if she was all “motherfucker we’re not talking about sex we’re talking about SEXUAL ASSAULT and it is highly revealing that you don’t know the difference!”

Umm... cause all the videos were made by men? I don’t know if they’re assholes, I only know they’re whiny men who think feminists are incapable of humor.

Yes, if you like puns, feminism, and cats you’ll LOVE #twinja.

I’m revealing my that I’m 4.5 months pregnant by going as Demeter, goddess of fertility. I’ve sewn all kinds of gold chains and trim to an otherwise-simple white pleated maxi dress, filling my hair with flowers, and doing shimmery golden cheeks and eyes with a glossy lip. My SO is going as Medusa.

Nah, I heard it’s short for “Manta Ray” Prize. So why humans are even eligible at all is beyond me.

And yet behold how many comments are explaining why it’s actually called the Man Booker prize.

“Apparently” is the new “well actually.”

Wait, what? Really?!? But surely they are called “The Man Group” because they are menz though, right?!

Add them to the vagenda!

I found them back when the NMS review first ran. One was seriously like 30 mins! But I refuse to link and give them more views!

We’re ALL eating lentil soup right now. Group think, group eat, amirite ladiez?

Yes, and they’re just as humorless and outraged as you might imagine. I’d invite you to google and watch but you’ll never get those seconds back, and who wants to give man-babies more views?

I mean, depending on how much it costs. Our entire wedding budget consists of only two Canadian nickels, a button I found, and a positive attitude. Our dog Ruff Bader Ginsbark is officiating the ceremony.

I don’t know what I love more, dudes who insist that the word “man” is “gender-neutral,” or all the clap-back videos of angry guys reviewing Jez’s review of “No Man’s Sky.”

If I can’t get a monogrammed Jezebel thermos full of lentils, what is even the point?