Here’s my papers:

Calm your nerves by doing the right and correct fan thing and get friggin’ hammered beyond recognition! 

I know. They had every chance to fold and they didn’t. It’s hard to process.

Goddamn this felt so good. Watching Kawhi drive a motorhome over Skip Bayless. You savor these moments. Never let them go!

As a Raptors fan since the earliest days, let me say: this is weird. I don’t know what to make of this. We didn’t fail and that’s unnerving. 

sank the freebie, putting the Warriors up two points.

lol

One of several corrections that 2016 could use!

Toronto beat them twice in the regular season, once in Oakland and once in Toronto. In the game in Oakland, Kawhi didn’t play, GSW had all their starters, and the Raptors held them to 93 points and won by double digits. It’s a very small sample size, but I think you’re downplaying Toronto.

NBA finals are tough when you're down to only two all-stars. 

And thus it begins.

Who would have thought the Warriors dynasty would be ended when they fired the medical staff?

Yea at that point I stopped reading Seanie’s wall of text. 

“the guy is well-read and seems to at least try to approach questions from a reasonable perspective.”

“Is that some kind of crime or something??”
- Robert Kraft

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

Sports Graphically Illustrated

Winston: Can I do your torso?
Winslow: No.
Winston: [does torso]

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Oh but when I do it in meetings it’s “a problem” and my personal effects “will be mailed to me at a later time”... yea, ok