I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

Our feeling was the worst thing that could happen would be a re-injury of the calf — so the Achilles came as a complete shock.

It actually sounds an awful lot like the first episode of Chernobyl. 

A similar marketing campaign for Lubriderm featuring Bob Kraft is on hold, following surprisingly negative reactions from focus groups.

This is 100% on the team; he should not have been cleared to play, full stop. I know it’s easy to make these calls in hindsight but the dude had participated in a single practice, went out there looking wobbly as hell, and suffered a catastrophic injury within 12 minutes of playing time. That’s a terrible look for the…

First guy who leaned on KD (Ibaka, KD working to back him down) and KD’s leg goes. Not sure they had a live MRI going on KD’s leg while he played a soft 30 minutes of one on one the day before. Just stupid all around. A bunch of of office staff chasing a dynasty preservation dream (at 3% odds, being down 1-3) when…

In any case, there’s probably an imminent Dawn commercial in which rescue workers wash KD down.

Counterpoint:

I know who I’m blaming

Three warriors would get injured.

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it. 

Goodell might run with this one.

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

Toronto now desperately hopes it wasn’t a franchise peak too.

A great player who won’t be healthy enough to play till next April or might miss an entire season......sounds like a Knick to me. 

“The fact of all the salary cap clearing by the Knicks and others just blew up like this would be hilarious if it weren’t so sad for Durant.”

“He can take a great joke just as easily as he can land one.”

In fact, the only reason that McCain voted the way he did was because McConnell and Ryan were circumventing the normal legislative process and not because of some moral belief in healthcare access or even as a “fuck you” to Trump. If those two held the proper hearings, McCain would have cheerfully voted to repeal the…

“Kavanaugh’s confirmation, while always a long shot to prevent.”

Simply “no way” Kavanaugh could survive