That’s basically the exact fantasy land that baby boomers live in.

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

THANK YOU. Biden is even worse than Hillary. At least Hillary knew her shit. Biden is a bumbling old man with just as much baggage to dig up as Hillary, if not more.

In the context of a Democratic primary, yeah she’s not electable. Politically, she’s further left than a lot of the party.

To put it more politely than I ought, both of you should just Zarq right off. (sorry, Volante.)

Thing is, if you deep dive into that latest Iowa Caucus poll results,

Yes.

Despite the fact that she is *technically* a girl, she is, indisputably, a very good boy.

...Wait, is that what Rob Zombie was talking about?

Not a real dog.

I kind of have to give you props for coming up with a new Elizabeth Warren hot-take.

There are countless anti-Semitic words coming from Trump over decades, including words in his own books.  I’m frankly shocked that any single person would find this to be newsworthy.  This will change exactly no one’s opinion of Donald Trump.

Can’t wait for the first time they have to review to see if there were enough receivers in the endzone for the play to be eligible for review.

So if they write the rule as “ A ‘Hail Mary’ is outside the +40, less than 10 seconds, 4 or more receivers in the end zone” then you will see 3 guys in the endzone, 2 guys inside the one, and a review on every last one of these because what have you got to lose and there is contact on every single one of these plays.

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

When I saw the headline I thought this was going to be an article about his contract.

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

His story never gets old.

Excellent that you have to be 10,000% above that hell to survive. But excellent comeback young man nonetheless