They’re taking horse race journalism to strange new places

Are we sure Anthony Davis is good? I’ve been watching basketball my whole life. If Davis goes to the Lakers the Pelicans are getting three quarters for a dollar. When Davis goes to the Celtics he instantly becomes one of the top 3 1/2 centers in the league. Let’s look at their schedule. 

It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

Listen, Markazi is a HUGE fan of shows like Westworld. He loves pouring over little in episode easter eggs, googling references made in the show and pouring over the code of fictional websites all for little clues about the show.

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I’m just answering questions. That’s it.

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

Her court case was exclusively dedicated to demonizing minorities as inferior and unqualified as part of a campaign of organized, well-funded racism. You’re booing the wrong person.

Certainly. And what about all the health center staff who weren’t finger-banging the undergrads? Where’s the credit for that?

One med school dean shares meth with one prostitute who od’s and that’s terminal lack of oversight. What about all the prostitutes all the other deans share meth with who DON’T od? There’s just no pleasing some people, which explains all the prostitutes and meth if you think about it.

Of course John B. (Wilson) was trying to get his daughter on the sailing team. It’s a little on the nose, but white people are nothing if not predictable.

Abdelaziz wired a $300,000 payment to KWF, which the co-operating witness told him would be marked as a donation to help “underserved kids.”

I’m reminded of Meredith Kercher’s family, and how difficult it was for them to watch Amanda Knox’s trial become a total circus and then get her appeal and ultimately released. I personally believe Knox is innocent and her first trial was a total sham with an overzealous (to say the least) police and…

I mean it makes sense, if as a draftee you’re trying to elevate your position, who better to coach you than a guy with first-hand experience on what type of BS will fool the types of GM’s who have high first round picks.

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

Maybe something about a tiny protrusion?

I’m all for bashing our president, but it is absolutely ludicrous to think that he has visited Orchids of As......oh fuck it’s only a 4 minute drive to the closest McDonald’s. Guilty!

That scandal plus the nomination of Hillary Clinton is how I went from a lifelong loyal Democrat to a person who doesn’t trust the party and wants to see 95% of Democrats voted out of office by more leftist politicians. 

Sooo...definitely not a Clinton, then.