And almost 100% of the ones you do.

That shot chart is Gruden-like. However, my favorite NBA visualization is still this Google search result:

This contains more actual football insight than the last 18 years of Peter King’s career together.

C’mon, it’s time to break the “B” cycle. There’s only one QB for the Jags

I’m glad he included the crying laughing emoji so we know he’s not mad and actually laughing. Would hate to think this really bothered him!

The university bylaws clearly state that donating alumni and their children are allowed to be racist as shit.

The racism displayed in this image does not represent the behavior we expect of students or our Volunteer values.

Correction, they’re just pissed that people are making such a big deal out of their little Johnny and Susie’s harmless joke.

Hinkie already predicted you would type exactly this. He is hinkniscient.

Is that the Philly homer line now, that Hinkie in his infinite wisdom wouldn’t have taken the consensus #1 best player at the time if he had an opportunity to get the #1 pick? After all, he was well-known for his ability to sniff out which draft picks would have recurrent long-term injuries.

What handle do you think Brett Kavanaugh uses when he posts on Barstool? Barto K? FFFFFederal Judge?

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

As a scholar of things people don’t watch because they’re poorly marketed,

I don’t get it, he can put goats who shit all over the place in his employee’s office and it’s no big deal but if I share goatse with my employees, it’s harassment?

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

He’ll soon find that the ocean waters are surprisingly cold... and deep.

Donkey Doug’s got competition

Little-known fact: Nick Foles’ penis doubles-back and loops around and ends up looking something like the cursive English name “Jeremy Bearimy”.

That's when we'll know that we've been played again and they never left the Bad Place. 

Nick Foles: “I am taking my talents to one of the top ten swamp cities in northeastern Florida!”