The idea that any democratic primary voter (or democratic consultant or DNC dipshit) would think for even a minute to nominate a candidate who would appeal to Trump voters (most of whom see him as a god-king) is incomprehensibly stupid. The fucking key is turnout you idiots. Motivate, mobilize, and get bodies to the…

It is fucking remarkable that anyone thinks this is a good idea. But here we are.

I’m sorry. What was the question again?

We’re seeing this policy enacted solely because Barron got busted with some off-brand Juul pods, no?

Do these allegations mean Steelers fans want him back?

Except they’re not self-immolating so much as burning the house with all of us in it. 

I feel so bad for what Trump has done to the poor brain of David Roth. He’s very smart and talented. And, unfortunately for him, he’s been cursed with the gift of being able to perfectly understand donald fucking trump.

What if I told you the pop culture guy was actually a liaison for his favorite Boston sports teams? 

Also very good at getting guys killed. Sure, in the normal violent combat ways. But also in the disease ways. 

It looks like he borrowed trump’s sharpie for parts of that chinstrap. 

Well, and there’s no fucking way trump would let his kid go to the same school as Obama’s kids went to. They’d school that kid with private tutors from Fox News University before they let that happen.

Poor Big Country. He did have the same child-bearing hips as that slob.

An asshole might point out he got his father’s no-chin. 

The Saints are the closest thing I have to a favorite NFL team. Mostly because I love the city. Their games are fun and most of their fans are fun and, generally, have a sense of humor (recent litigation aside). Their ownership has sucked for a long time, but that’s the rule in the NFL. But Brees has always been a…

Maybe. But this isn’t that. This is fellow travelers all circle-jerking each other while spitting Nazi horseshit in each other’s mouthes. 

Craft beers, non-chain restaurants, filtered water, and organics. Anything that has an expiration date or isn’t made by one of six multi-national corporate conglomerates is “fancy.” Sad really. These folks are willingly poisoning themselves to own the libs.

I’ll give you sort of a pass. This is not limited to Colts fans. It’s NFL fans (and it’s a hell of a lot more than 2% of them). The only kind of people who would still be in the stands for the fourth quarter of any NFL preseason game are exactly the kind of people who would boo their hometown hero for retiring before…

To be clear, he took a full career’s worth of beatings in the relatively short time he played, so I’d say he’s not physically out of the woods just yet. 

I had a redneck-ish/conservative childhood friend get upset about the liberal bias in “good food.” I shit you not. Like the guy doesn’t like going to good restaurants because he’s been told he can’t like that liberal stuff. Refuses to consider ethnic foods, unless you count Tex-Mex or Italian; and obviously he’s…

The greatest former Florida Gator QB in NFL history.