I mean, Colts management wrecked not just a franchise QB in an undeniably negligent way; they (and the NFL more generally) wrecked the best prospect at the game’s most high profile position who has come into the league this century. And they did that so spectacularly that he left barely a third of the way into his…

The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.

Well, it sure as hell didn’t have any tomatoes in it. 

Jesus. He looks like Powder.

Think of all the cancer research that could’ve been funded if he was ever taxed appropriately. 

I’ll go one better. It’s a cop-out not to shit on terrible dead people. Everyone dies. Not everyone jeopardizes the existence of life on Planet Earth so they (while already obscenely wealthy) can make more money in their lifetime than they’ll ever be able to spend or otherwise use for good. So fuck him. He’s dead.…

Unreported causes you say? I’m going to speculate that he drowned in shit after he paid some poor soul to do sex things to him, which ended with being force-fed his own scat. It’s pure speculation but prove I’m wrong.

Wyatt is playing the long game. His shirts will be ironically cool when islands no longer exist.

Should’ve said this earlier...and it is a complete non sequitur but the guy who wrote in to shit on a certain mayoral candidate deserves some praise. Buzbee is an intensely weird motherfucker. Like there’s a list of stuff that is just deeply strange to me and seemingly contradictory. He’s a decorated vet. Insane and…

They are not the only world-class places to visit, but Rothko and Menil are undeniably amazing and would impress just about anyone. 

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years, built a full life here — friends, family, career, the whole thing... and this description is probably on the level of Spencer Hall and Anthony Bourdain for just about perfect. I love the place while hating many things about it. It reminds me very much about America and its…

If his football decision-making is any indication, he does it really poorly. Especially when time is of the essence.

It is. And it’s misattributed...to “one of those chicks in ‘Hidden Figures.’”

And that was the second year in a row they fucked up their first round pick due to clock issues. 

I was gonna say, “and Bryan.” Don’t forget Bryan. Shit, man.

John Prine. He’s a good boomer. I think there’s only like 12 of ‘em. 

Well, for one: he stands for the national anthem. You hippie!

But we’re confident that he’s going to be a huge factor for the Raiders for years to come.

It’s almost like it’s not really even about abortion. 

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though?