I mean, Colts management wrecked not just a franchise QB in an undeniably negligent way; they (and the NFL more generally) wrecked the best prospect at the game’s most high profile position who has come into the league this century. And they did that so spectacularly that he left barely a third of the way into his…

The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.

Well, it sure as hell didn’t have any tomatoes in it. 

Jesus. He looks like Powder.

Should’ve said this earlier...and it is a complete non sequitur but the guy who wrote in to shit on a certain mayoral candidate deserves some praise. Buzbee is an intensely weird motherfucker. Like there’s a list of stuff that is just deeply strange to me and seemingly contradictory. He’s a decorated vet. Insane and…

They are not the only world-class places to visit, but Rothko and Menil are undeniably amazing and would impress just about anyone. 

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years, built a full life here — friends, family, career, the whole thing... and this description is probably on the level of Spencer Hall and Anthony Bourdain for just about perfect. I love the place while hating many things about it. It reminds me very much about America and its…

If his football decision-making is any indication, he does it really poorly. Especially when time is of the essence.

It is. And it’s misattributed...to “one of those chicks in ‘Hidden Figures.’”

And that was the second year in a row they fucked up their first round pick due to clock issues. 

I was gonna say, “and Bryan.” Don’t forget Bryan. Shit, man.

John Prine. He’s a good boomer. I think there’s only like 12 of ‘em. 

Well, for one: he stands for the national anthem. You hippie!

But we’re confident that he’s going to be a huge factor for the Raiders for years to come.

It’s almost like it’s not really even about abortion. 

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

He would love the shithead who “invented” Soylent.

Jesus. Ross’s response is perfect in its illustration how clearly fucking out of touch he is...he just wants to go back to the good ol’ days of dogwhistle racism. “I’m supporting his reelection, but I don’t agree with his overt racism [which the best and only hope he has for winning re-election].” This will be really…

Look. It clearly had an effect on Ross. The woman chewed his jaw and chin completely off. In context, it’s not really enough to write “chewed.”

In fairness, Bill Buckley was a second rate Bill Buckley.