And unless the team you like is the one that won, that’s a great thing.

You and every other fan of a team that’s not the Raptors, Warriors, Cavs, Spurs, Heat, Mavs, Lakers, or Celtics. 

In about 20 or so years, all the picks OKC has gotten from these trades will be winning championships on other teams too. 

Surely he feels slighted about Rockets giving up so much to take on an even worse contract than his own, essentially just get him out of Dodge.

I am a Rockets fan. I will miss Chris Paul. A lot. I really enjoyed having him on the team and in the city. He’s a legitimately good dude. However, it’s not just his age and the inevitable decline that comes with it (which is a big deal) but it’s his ability to stay healthy. In the last three years he’s played 60+…

Every one knoes the furts amemnedment only exits becaues of the second. 

Props to Alessandra Tarantino. Excellent photo. 

Surely, he’s just leaning into being the personification of a jerk-off motion, no? 

It sure would be nice if the roughly meritocratic system that goes into determining rosters would be applied to every pro sports teams’ ownership and front offices. 

Durant’s not just good. If he comes back even at 85% then he can make a team an instant contender. Second, just because they’re not getting Durant doesn’t mean that the money they’re not spending on him is going to be well spent because it’s being spent on someone else — whether they’re younger or can play in 2019-20.…

Hence my use of the word still. The Knicks are not good. In fact, they are very bad. They traded Kristaps essentially for a guy who plays the deepest position in the league. If they were on the cusp of becoming a threat to win the East or something, then sure, avoid the guy in his early 30s who just tore his Achilles.…

Apparently Chris Paul and James Harden were once friends too. 

Incel rich kid at the fancy bar insists he didn’t even try to ask out Kate Upton that one time. But probably could’ve gotten her to go home with him.

They are both undeniably weird as hell and apparently pretty sensitive about it.

Scrambling for a sign-and-trade for Quinn Cook is a few degrees worse than pinning your hopes on Seth Curry.

Is it dumb to sign a guy who just blew out his Achilles? 

They also don’t like that he destroys any possibility of claiming to be “intellectual” in any regard. They could always claim both Bushes were just plain or poorly spoken Ivy Leaguers. And how dare you insinuate Reagan was stupid. He was senile, for God’s sake! You’re making fun of someone with dementia, you mean…

The Anti-Trump republicans might as well be Anti-Romney/Anti-Bush/Anti-McCain republicans because those dudes are all way less popular among their fellow traveling republicans than Trump is. Their performative Anti-Trump republican show has absolutely zero political effect, except maybe furthering the moronic West…

I feel like when these guys are singing the praises of Joe Biden and telling everyone the democrats would be foolish to nominate anyone else, that maybe they don’t have the best interests of most people in mind.  

She 100% believes she and Jared will both be President one day.