Famous students from Perugia...

Pretty cool they’re recognizing noted shithead Pat Sajak right next to Till. Sajak is certainly among those who I would guess would be inclined to argue the lynching of Emmett Till was simply a misunderstanding.

Do you live in one of those states that doesn’t teach sex ed? 

The only thing that would’ve made this more Vandy would’ve been them wrongfully foreclosing on Cinderella’s house. 

Wrong. His other 60+ point game was in a game where he actually scored 60+ points. Maybe you swapped it out with another game when he scored a shitload of points because the real other 60-point game didn’t support your claim.

Look. I’m a Rockets fan too. And people may not like the way Harden or the Rockets play but, analytically speaking, Harden was easily the most deserving MVP candidate. He was No. 1 in VORP by a mile (the same margin as No. 2, Giannis, had over No. 8, Paul George). He was No. 1 in Win-Shares (by closer margin) over…

The Washington football team. 

“I don’t understand the problem.”

Yes. It was a salary dump. So they can convincingly fail to lure a Max Free Agent in a couple of weeks.

It’s Milwaukee’s first rounder through Phoenix. It’s going to be somewhere after the 24th pick. 

Jesus Christ. Grant Williams is so much better than Boston fans or the Celtics deserve.

Astounding to me that Gale and Evelle Snoats’ School of Policing ever became the standard for American law enforcement training.

The nice thing about allegedly concussing a cop is that there’s no way to prove he’s not concussed. 

I don’t like Vandy. It’s a fancy lad private school. As an SEC grad, I especially don’t like when they steal my dumb jock school valor by having the temerity to succeed at sports. I don’t have much of an opinion on this fella’s actions. However, the name Preacher Franklin makes me want to go get my vasectomy reversed…

This is a purely political play by the Oakland/Alameda Co. cops. To be fair, I know next to nothing about the DAs there. But I can’t imagine a DA in any city larger than 75k accepting charges on something like this. This is all so their cop union can publicly cry about the DA not having their back and so the cops can…

It should come as no shock that cops are specifically trained to use certain words and phrases to justify their actions after the fact. “Standing menacingly,” “walking aggressively,” and “concealing his hands” are a few choice ones. Of course, it’s a good thing he didn’t “reach for his waistband.” It’s always been…

This is like that time my cousin’s phone ran out of juice right before he met and fucked Kate Middleton. He’s a real scamp. All kinds of crazy hijinks, and a really shitty cell phone. 

Poor Deshaun Watson.

The Texans regret looking competent by winning 11 games and will now go 5-11.

Tit’s really stupid.