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6/20/19

This is like that time my cousin’s phone ran out of juice right before he met and fucked Kate Middleton. He’s a real scamp. All kinds of crazy hijinks, and a really shitty cell phone.

6/19/19

Poor Deshaun Watson.

6/19/19

The Texans regret looking competent by winning 11 games and will now go 5-11.

6/19/19

Tit’s really stupid.

6/19/19

No other professional football league will survive more than a season or two for several reasons. Here are just a few:

6/19/19

Peyton Manning is the latter day Jerry West.

6/19/19

Does Jerry West support trump? Privately, probably yes. Does that mean he sucks as a human? Yes.

6/19/19

Excellent timing for a Raptors fan hoping to keep a certain Southern California native free agent.

6/19/19

There is nothing like a hard-copy of Club Magazine with a double gin n’ tonic at 7:30 a.m. at the TGIFriday’s in O’Hare.

6/19/19

I suppose not. Both Oladipo and his parents are far too accomplished and busy doing important work to do what Lavar’s doing.

6/19/19

Totally forgot. It was not an attempted joke.

6/18/19

Apparently some of them let the staff complete the census.

6/18/19

It will never not be weird to me that Jim Nantz is a U of Houston grad.

6/17/19

If we’re just giving air time to parents of former No. 2 picks who haven’t really done much in the pros, can’t we just see what Derrick Williams’s dad is up to? Or Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s?

6/14/19

As a Rockets fan, the only person now allowed to do Sam Cassell’s big balls dance is Fred VanVleet. That was some tremendous bombing, young man.

6/14/19

“It didn’t have to go this way.” is a common refrain for cops after shooting an unarmed “suspect.”

6/14/19

David Roth would be so good at Trump speech karaoke, I’d have no idea if he was giving an actual speech from the archive or freestylin’.

6/14/19

Don’t care about your feelings.

6/14/19

Odds are pretty fucking strong it’s the dude in full tactical gear at a basketball game.

6/14/19

I swear I’m not front-running. As a Rockets fan, and fellow big-ass-haver, I’ve loved Lowry from the minute he subbed in for woefully skinny Aaron Brooks. I was sad to see him go and certainly had my doubts about whether he could finish the job, but I’m certainly glad he did. Congrats, Kyle.