I nominate Jerry Jones and Jimmy Haslam to head up the committee investigate this incident and to recommend (via public report) to the NFL proper sanctions. As co-chairs of this committee, Jimmy and Jerry can nominate anywhere from one to five additional owners, so long as there is an odd number of total committee…

Yeah, but Br12dy.

He said Kraft was driven to the parlor.

I bet his model/actress girlfriend is going to feel very something over this.

To be fair, a good bit of pro hoops is bullshit too. Boogie and his former teammate AD both know all too well.

Oh no!! Boogie blew out his other achilles?!?!!

Say what you want about the fun of playing the sport and winning...but a Duke national championship is never going to win “the adulation of the nation.” 

That really seems more like an NFL GM thing to do. Any NBA GM not ranking this guy No. 1 either: (1) has no chance of drafting him anyway, or (2) shouldn’t have a job. Or both. 

I’d say the jury is out on Acevedo. He’s better than chiefs past but whether he’s good is another question. Gamaldi can go crawl back under whatever Connecticut rock he crawled out from. 

Yesterday HPD announced end of no-knock warrants.

Exactly. Yesterday HPD announced end of “no-knock” warrants. 

Thanks for writing this. The story is amazing and awful; and has been terribly underreported nationally since it broke. I’m sort of close to this issue in this city and many of us thought this sounded very fishy from the beginning. Of course, that didn’t stop professional twerp HPOU (cop union) President Joe Gamaldi fr…

I’d like to think and hope you’re right, but what about any of this suggests Trump will “lose the war”? The republicans will have the Senate through at least the 2020 election (probably longer) and I’d say there’s a better than anyone seems to think chance Trump wins reelection. We’re just going to keep reliving the…

Honestly I liked that when it came out. I liked a lot of his music. But it’s all ruined now. And the 1989 cover is pretty fucking gross in retrospect.

Yes, because all the other “thing[s] that [would bring] him down” so far have done that. Thanks for clarifying.

Dude. You don’t have a fucking clue who paid for it. All you know is some anonymous source claims Trump paid for it. And the only thing I’m confident of is that Trump absolutely didn’t pay for it. Because he never pays for shit. The “worst” would be he was got paid by some interested party to put it in to curry some…

Kinda sucks because that Mardi Gras jersey with the Zatarain’s label is fucking rad. 

ACTUALLY! The anonymous official who discussed the existence of the system claims Trump paid for it. So there’s multiple levels of bullshit. First, this anonymous source is almost certainly lying (or passing something off as true regardless of its actual truth). Second, even when Trump “pays for stuff” he never really…

Pretty much, yeah. I love those stories but Joe’s really an establishment Dem who’s been on the wrong side of every self-inflicted Democratic fuck-up of the last 30 years. He’ll probably run and then democratic primary voters will remember, “oh, yeah. his actual record fucking blows.” and that’ll be that.

I wonder how much of that $50k was to license Karen McDougal’s voice saying “Great shot, Mr. President!” after every shot.