you’ve probably wondered what kind of asshole would actually pay to have one installed in their house. Well, today you have your answer: Donald Trump is that kind of asshole.

I cannot imagine the cocktail of drugs to combat his agoraphobia that must’ve been necessary for him to sit there long enough to be photographed and videoed.

I understand the flip. So long as Mitch McConnell is drawing breath, he would never be the worst person associated with the Louisville Cardinals. 

You can take his name off stadia. You can sully his name with truths. You cannot take the leather jacket he had custom made from the seats of his 1987 Camaro.

Look, the important thing is that Tom provided Lawrence the structure and guidance he so desperately needed and, thanks to Tom and Lawrence, Nebraska won a national championship. The right way.

Good for Washington Tom Osborne’s not still at Nebraska. He’d be looking at 30 extra wind sprints and sitting out two series against Northern Illinois.

Now Goodell will suspend Hunt for the sin of getting videoed doing the thing he’s supposed to be getting suspended for and because that video was made public.

Looks like they’re paying for their coke with scholarship money these days. 

I really like the “[Fill-in-blank] is why we have Trump” response. Yes, yes. My finding it funny that Pats fans have to convince themselves their heroes are not that all bad while all three share different complex relationships with the most disgusting political figure in recent memory is why the democrats ran a…

See? That twisting you’re doing? (You: There’s a big difference between donating to the inauguration and the campaign. Me: Maybe in theory, but with Trump it’s all money given to him. Campaign? Inauguration? Whatever. It’s all part of the grift. Inauguration money just gets cycled through the hotels.) Anyway, your…

Yes, who possibly could’ve known Trump was an irredeemable shitbag as early as September 2015?

I guess it’s okay because this kind of impossible situation is going to be the thing that finally kills football.

I gave an honest to God effort to watch this shitshow. I lasted until they showed the montage of Goodell taking a guided civil rights walking tour. 

Great. Now Peyton and Papa John are gonna leak their sex tape to try to one-up this shit. 

C’mon. Brady is too old for Kraft. And Kraft is too short for Brady.

There’s something fun about so many of the good new england liberals twisting themselves into knots deifying two of the biggest and most public MAGA shitheads. I mean, that’s the silver lining; and even it sucks balls.

Not sure I understand. To me it seems like he’s pretty much on the same page as Knicks fans. He just had the good sense to free himself of the actual organization.

JFK. For reasons I cannot explain. I don’t believe in some grand conspiracy (at least not the thesis of JFK). Maybe because it’s a half-decent legal drama with pretty great time/place work for 1960s New Orleans? I honestly have no idea.

See...I don’t like the comparison for entirely the opposite reason. For someone who makes $50k/year, $2500 is a helluva lot of money. Certainly it’s money worth crying over (if you are wont to cry). Meanwhile, if you’re making $25M+/year, then you can laugh off a failure to gain an additional $1M over something you…

The only good Rudy.