Nothing speaks to the sensibilities of MAGA Chud Shitheads like the NBA and NBA video games.

1. It is absolutely related to the shutdown. They moved the visit up by 4 months so they could try to have a photo op to simultaneously own the libs by showing they were forced to do something like bring in a bunch of cold-ass fast food because of the shutdown and try to show Trump as a generous and gracious host…

And it was all concocted as an attempt to own the libs over the shutdown. They bumped the visit up by four months so Trump “had” to serve them fast food and even “paid for it himself.” (For what’s it’s worth, I would believe the moon-landing was faked before I believe Trump paid for anyone’s meal he wasn’t trying to…

Bojack Clemson

Melted like the snowflake that he very much isn’t.

This is a helluva way to audition to be Trevor Bauer’s social media manager. 

I, for one, welcome Ohio’s next governor. 

Collectively, baseball players might not be the dumbest group of professional athletes. But the dumbest professional athletes are mostly baseball players.

When was the last time Saban beat a more talented team? 

You’d think so, but it’s really just a visual depiction of an anti-Scandinavian slur. 

That’s some fun with numbers. Andre Rison was consistently very good over his first few seasons...four pro bowls in his first five years and his only All-Pro selection. Then he fell off some to simply good at age 27 and got one more 1000 yard season and one more pro bowl before he was out of the game.

Yeah, but they were only allegations when he was drafted.

Johnny was picked by the Browns though...and it was based on advice from a homeless man that Jimmy Haslam took a liking to.

Rex Grossman has one more NFC championship than Antonio Brown.

To be fair, had the Bears drafted Antonio Brown, they would’ve ruined his career.

Greg should devote his energies to try to get Randy Moss out of the hall of fame. I mean, he was such a bad teammate he was traded three more times than Antonio Brown.

Mike Lombardi has a job as an NFL analyst and I don’t. So...

Brandi Love is also a route-running technician and very comfortable in traffic. Very sure hands.

The stupidity of the take is breathtaking. It really deserves some additional context. Brown is already No. 28 on the all-time catches list and No. 34 on the all-time receiving yards list. He’s tied for 64th in all-time combined TDs (79 TDs). In only 9 seasons. He’s unquestionably the best receiver (and arguably best…

What if a bunch of people took it ironically?