No one has ever doubted Hugh’s ability to finish.

“I tried to get a candle, but unlike Colorado, they don’t let you spark it up here. Inside.”

Until I read your comment I didn’t think his questions about Pasch’s high school were jabs at his dipshit beliefs. But then I remembered Bill Walton is far too nice a guy to make fun of someone that way, even if they deserve it. (Although he did once gift Pasch a copy of The Origin of Species. So, maybe?)

I’m pretty sure weed is legal wherever Bill Walton is at any given time.

Already the greatest Laker. Fight me.

Nah, Fuck W and this absurd image rehabilitation bullshit. The man was a monster and, while a dunce, was more capable than Trump and surrounded by far more capable ghouls. 

Perhaps that was Bush’s and Meachem’s intent. Yes, Bush apparently hated Trump. But I can’t help but that think he hated him not because they were so different but because (a) they weren’t; and (b) Bush (at least the old one) was smart enough to realize Trump is as much his fault as anyone else’s. They were and are sup…

Like any other sundowning old person with tertiary syphilis whose bowel control can best be described as “inconsistent.”

Given that Phoenix didn’t get a team and Houston did, I guess it’s also safe to assume both John McCain and Bob McNair are in hell.

Why would the school do that? Because Ohio State ain’t come here to play school.

That would be [squints closely] completely consistent with his professional history.

You really have to do something truly special to stand out as a notorious shit-hell among college football coaches. Not even mad, Urban. Just impressed.

One of the best things about bush dying last week is that he stole some of McNair’s thunder.

I’d like for them to walk through their specific personnel decisions where love of football and compet[itoriness?] made them choose a particular guy over another.

It’s pretty remarkable to me that all the people who deride any social progress as part of some “snowflake” thing are also so hung up on intangible and vague concepts like character and coachability.

Particularly ironic given that A&M hasn’t won a football national championship since Brown v. Bd. of Education.

5'8" and lasted 13 seasons; all with the Pats, during the buildup and first three Super Bowls. I have found the only good New England Patriot.

Allen tossed for 160 yards and a touchdown on eight of 19 passes, and added 99 rushing yards and another score.

A&M is finding out the hard way that $75M doesn’t buy just Jimbo. Frankly, they all deserve each other.

Gonna use my super-good fart investigation skills here...it was Anderson. His out-of-the-gate “I thought he had shit” comment in response to the reporter’s telling him only (importantly, with no question asked) that Harms “said it was smelly on the stage.” The farter doth protest too much indeed. Also, never trust a…