The weird part of all this is how Roger Goodell, someone with no legal experience or background — much less a law license, is put in situation after situation where he’s asked to take on the role of a judge or lawyer. Here, he’s trying to understand, synthesize, and relay legal concepts as applied to broader social…

This is really important. A lot of people fail to understand how PR has been totally crippled by a debt crisis that was worse than Greece, created disingenuously by predatory practices, and will be used as a hammer over them indefinitely.

Reagan would absolutely win a republican primary. He was similar to Trump in that he had no political beliefs or much more than a cursory understanding of political philosophy. He just followed the whims of his audience (republican voters and those who could be convinced) and otherwise did what he was told by the guys…

No, Reagan was a moron too.

The relative numbers between PR and Houston are bad. But the real numbers are just as bad. Both of those totals are criminally inadequate.

If it’s not being played on Fox News, it’s longer happening.

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

Or he’s just old and three seconds late on reacting to anything.

Probably an intern. You don’t have to pay those guys either.

He’s still pissed about Northwestern “student-athletes” trying to unionize a few years ago. 

There is also a really long lead time on any Alex Smith pass that travels more than 7 yards in the air.

Well, yeah. But republicans talk about it really well. And they promise to torture people. So, yeah. 

The same “respect the flag” assholes are also the most likely to also be big fans of a certain flag of traitors. None of it makes sense. Don’t try to apply logic to it. Poor whites with racist tendencies love a rich kid New York real estate scam artist. Probably mostly because he’s a racist too — and he doesn’t try to…

Fuck y’all. We haven’t heard shit from Trump’s former spokesman John Miller since 9/11. The big galoot is so broken up over the loss that his first thoughts were how John would’ve loved to announce that 40 Wall Street was the tallest building in Manhattan.

I hate turtles. People are always trying to get me to donate to turtle charities. And I just say, “have you seen what they’re trying to do to our Italiano-American plumber friends?” Italiano-Americans love me. I’m a big fan of all their best mafias. I like to do mafias. Anyway, to hell with turtles. I make sure to…

Honestly surprised that in all this he has failed to mention that not a single Trump Air flight was ever hijacked. Sad!

Colin Kaepernick. Because distractions.

Correct. But all it takes is one Alvin Kamara like draft pick and some slightly better line play and Rodgers would be able to do most of the rest. He’s incredible. The rest of this roster is a 5-11 ceiling.

It’s okay, Matt Patricia. Sometimes you’re the aggressor who takes advantage of a helpless victim; and sometimes you’re the victim. 

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2018 AFC North Division Champs!