Counterpoint: Bill Walton is completely there. All of the time. The rest of us are not.

Yes, we agree. When Ohio State hired him they had to have known his time with Penn State overlapped with Sandusky. Ohio State was the first job he was hired for after the Sandusky news broke. How deeply Ohio State dug is something known only to them. The McQueary testimony was unsealed only after Schiano was already…

Or fucking impulse control. Christ, Ben. Go for a salad (without fries) every now and then.

He’s from the Nashville-area and the rich kids at Vandy are basically 80s movie villain caricatures? Jauan Jennings is a good kid who is an unpaid semi-pro who was seriously hurt this year (jeopardizing his pro prospects) and left out to dry by a shitty coaching staff. He’s a great player who cares and Tennessee…

This all goes back to Jimmy Haslam. He’s the big-money donor that tells Currie what he’s going to make him eat for breakfast every morning. He’s the one behind the hiring of Currie and the one behind Currie’s attempted hiring of Schiano. (Remember: Haslam wanted to hire Schiano for the Browns after the Tampa debacle.)…

Everyone who was there at the higher levels for any stretch of time during the Sandusky years needs to be viewed with extreme skepticism. And Schiano was there for six years. Same for the Briles-era Baylor teams. There are certain things that can’t be excused with ignorance (willful or otherwise). There are plenty of…

Didn’t you read the article? He sucks at coaching.

An elite coach who’s also elite.

Well, we know...but we forgot!! And then we remembered!!! Because you reminded us. Our bad?1>!.!?

So he’s a micromanager who didn’t know about what was ultimately revealed to be an open secret in the biggest scandal in college football in decades? Of course he’s going to deny knowledge. Everyone did. Knowledge - especially years after the fact - is going to be extremely hard to prove. It’s not that he’s…

Well we’re all in the mood for a melody and you’ve got us feeling painful, red, swollen bumps on the skin accompanied by fever...

If this ends with Jerry Jones demanding Trump appoint a separate Special Counsel to investigate the connections between Mike Pereira and the Clinton Foundation, then...nope, still not worth it. But at least entertaining.

Cut him some slack, Belichick is on the spectrum.

Kiffin will never share it. There are videos that corroborate most of the Sun Bowl stories.

Of course Irsay believes this. He also believes he earned his wealth by out-swimming his equally shitty competition.

Paxton knows first-hand that people who want to disregard laws—whether its gun laws or securities fraud law that they helped enact—then they will disregard laws.

Is this your homework, Eli?

Eli has set up a meeting with McAdoo in a cornfield for a discussion to figure out who’s playing QB for the Giants going forward.

Or “withdrawn” after the players make clear they wouldn’t come if invited.

Not for nothing: this team (with Correa holding the PR flag throughout the celebration) probably will make a scene with Cheeto dude.