Came here to say this:

I like that all 10 dudes get to go to the same bar and enjoy the same beers...or that you can even approximate the spectrum of American wealth with one person repping the Top 10%...yes, some corporate middle-manager making $125k is exactly like everyone else making more than that. Such bullshit.

I mean, that’s a fine theory...and might be right. But even if Houston could purge itself of outspoken black men which would be pretty damn hard (granted not all are as effective as DB or DeAndre) then they would absolutely be fucking themselves right as they’re finally getting interesting.

You’re not wrong but it’s not just Jersey. It’s all over the fucking country. What is usually thought of as “The South’s Problem” is more like every suburb/exurb and rural part of the United States. Northeast, midwest, the west, etc. All the places that came into existence as a result of white flight and most of the…

Huckabee is such a huckster shithead. It’s little wonder Republican voters continually get scammed by dime-store preachers and literal con-artists. Trump is basically racist Lyle Laney with early-stage dementia.

13-12 and, then, only with the help of drugs.

Yes, I like Duane. It sucks that most fans turn on guys like him and Andre Johnson just because they refuse to accept bullshit contracts.

Houston is definitely a melting pot. It is one of the nfl’s stupidest names with stock colors and a (very nice) mall to play in. But the Bud Adams clan owns the rights to the Houston Oilers...and the league didn’t make the move to Tennessee contingent on the name staying in the city.

Or that you have to run right out and buy a bunch of team gear and overpriced tickets and concessions in order to hope the guys on the team play well, win games, or otherwise give a shit.

his best friend is black (and “lives in the condo I own”), so he couldn’t possibly be racist.

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years and successfully not given a shit about the Texans since they came into existence. I’m now a fan. Fuck McNair.

Jones, Sumlin, & McElwain? My only gripe is that it should be Bielema, not Sumlin. The Aggies have been disappointing, but they’re 3-2 in conference and played bama tough.

The law firm for when you absolutely positively need to lose your case in the most painful way possible for more money than you can afford.

Buyouts are there to protect both sides. If he had success and someone else wanted him then they have to pay up. Same when he shits the bed. I’m a UT guy. I want Butch gone. But buyouts are just part of the deal.

Champions of getting tackled three yards short of where they want to be.

Evergreen comment.

It’d be really special if it was the Texans. Just a big fuck you with hurt-ass JJ left to shove a mini-flag up McNair’s b-hole.

God might not be real but Father Time is. And his record is a helluva lot better than Texans (even with Deshaun Watson).

It’s almost like the kindly old affable Werthers-carrying George H.W. Bushes of the Republican Party are just Donald Trumps wearing masks most of the time.

I seriously doubt Tom knows much of anything.