Why does every bearded guy on a food item have to be Jesus? It would really suck if some unknown saint/ghost has been trying to communicate with people for the past 50 years and each time they manage to get their image on a grilled cheese sandwich everyone is like, hey, Jesus.

Guess he's not #teamwaffle!

I also homed in on that as being the greatest douche factor in this story.

When she is saying that living in her daughter's lavish guest room is worse than the living conditions these women endured then yes absolutely that's trivializing what their experience was. I don't know how you clearly seem to understand the comparisons she was making and yet don't see it as trivializing their…

Does she really call herself a comedienne, or did the journalist just assume that's what she said?

I never understood spitters. If the issue is the taste, it's in your mouth longer that way. Just swallow and get it over with.

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Whether there is sufficient evidence for you or a court of law doesn't change whether something happened or not. To that end, not being convicted of rape is not the same thing as not raping someone.

PROOF is reserved for logic and mathematics. Everything else just requires sufficient evidence.

It's extremely unlikely that someone would be so drunk as to have blacked out and yet would outwardly show no signs that would point a reasonable person to say "you know what, she's wasted, perhaps I shouldn't have sex with her." And furthermore, it's a pretty long stretch to believe that this woman was like "you…

1. He claimed they had no sexual contact. Then, they found his jizz up her ass. Then, he claimed he had consensual sex.

You're sure going to great lengths to pick defend a rapist. What the fuck is wrong with you.

"DNA found in her hair, on her tank-top, and on an anal swab matched that of Lueke's, despite the fact that he'd said there was no physical contact between him and the victim. After his arrest, he changed his story, telling police they'd had consensual sex."

It should go without saying that if someone is too intoxicated to remember an event, they're also too intoxicated to consent.

"Pardon my apparently stupid question"

Just stop typing if you're going to begin with that.

Or even: "If it is all right for people to use money earned at a job to buy contraception, then why is it a problem for people to use insurance earned at a job to buy contraception?" Because then we'd get to the real meat of the issue: he wants to ban all contraception.

Another quote from director Alex Graves:

That reply is basically: "No but I can't rude about it because I have a job in PR so I'm going to pretend I'm busy, you sad pathetic boy. Try asking a girl your own age that might actually want to go to prom." Sorry, Pat. Maybe you should consider boundaries next time you try to strong arm a woman into validating…

Who will win? #teamboybandwagon

Leslie Grossman, you were the best part of What I Like About You and you are the best part of this TB.