and there are plenty of lovely Ginas in the world (Gershon, Torres and — actually, that's it)

Nodding off and nodding out are not the same thing. I am a tired person and I often nod off on the bus. Not the same thing as nodding out. I hope this (clearly bright and lovely) girl is ok.

The show is a romantic comedy. It was pitched as a romantic comedy, is shot as a romantic comedy, and has always been marketed and described as a romantic comedy. It is really good at being a romantic comedy. I don't understand why people criticizing it for doing the thing it has always claimed to want to do.

Retail employees not impressed by customer's accidental encounter with body fluids. News at 11.

Pretty much my reaction anytime my home state embarrasses me. Ugh, this is so gross.

TruthToldByWoman: The word "females" is only used these days by sexists. And people discussing animal biology. But mostly sexists.

Ahhh, "females." My favorite dehumanizing term for women. Whenever I hear that in real life, I ask "Female what? Squid? Groundhog? Oak tree?"

LET'S ALL JUST HELP EACH OTHER is my new sex mantra.

This confirms my suspicions that Brogrammers, Facebook and Unilever are trying to bring on the Apocalypse.

I'm an actual, real mexican person and I totally put guac on my burritos when I feel like it. Sometimes I even put it on english muffins and have it for breakfast. It is the tits, you should live a little (forget your guacamole rules! Throw them away! Be free!) and try it.

So before the inevitable flood of comment about how Chipotle is the McDonalds of Mexican food and the food has no flavor and everyone who professes to like it is a hopeless culinary plebeian, let me just say:

Ted and the kids are dead. Mom's the only one alive.

Vegan with no alcohol?

I want to say something positive about my hormonal birth control, but I don't want to spend the afternoon being lynched by people who say that I don't understand the side effects, because doctors don't educate people about the side effects, because side effects and willful ignorance. (Disclaimer: Some of us read those…

After sex, you can search out snacks in his folds.

At least Riley wasn't a choice. Anything is better than Riley, even Clem the Loose-Skinned Demon.

This is really simple. If you are a member of the dominant social group it is creepy for you to organize AS a member of the dominant social group.

Also, while you're at it people, please refrain from comparing it to FGM.