I've never liked Valentine's Day—way too saccharine. But I happy celebrate February 15, AKA International 50% Off Chocolate Day.

I think we can all agree that the worst offenders on Valentine's day are the following people on social media:

Half price day after the holiday candy is one of life's best pleasures.

That's eleven words that should never be put together again in any combination.

An Oppressor's Kiss

SO you're saying myself and the mister are not the only ones marathoning House of Cards for Valentines?

TLDR version of the daily mail article

Shockingly fine.

Dear Pharrell, I would very much like to touch your penis just once. Call me!

Well female joggers are soooo respected now, I'm sure they have so much to lose!

No, you made that up. It is a completely common, totally neutral term referring to parents whose children have grown up and moved away.

I think it's important to remember that even if Mia was a horrific mother, that doesn't mean that Dylan is a liar. You can dislike Mia without questioning the experiences of an abuse victim.

It has to be mentioned that Isaiah Farrow could not have been a crack-addicted infant unless someone gave that infant crack. Addictions can be passed from mother to child with some drugs, but crack (or cocaine in general) is not one of them.

Yes! If you adjust your bra strap just so, it will sometime move the underwire around just enough to scratch an underboob itch. I've also perfected the art of the "turn and scratch", which is the last resort before a full-on trip to the ladies room.

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.

That was a good idea! But I started smoking pot when I was 9, though not seriously till I was 13. I didn't ever make it to the part where I made a rational calculation about my risk for turning out as fucked up as my family. I just wanted to get away from the horribleness. I remember very distinctly being in the…

I will actually say that I think the system does help cause people to become addicts. The way we romanticize alcohol and other drugs (the casual way people suggest that you go score some Adderall of you need to study for an exam or a Xanax is you feel nervous) makes it difficult for someone who is born with a genetic…

This is so beautifully, eloquently put. I have nothing to add to it, except to say I'm sorry for your loss.

I'm sorry for the loss of your sister. (((hugs))). I have found that treatment needs to change BIG TIME. I have a lot of addicts/mentally ill people in my immediate family.