Think I could goad Tom Hank's kid into flying to my town to fight me? Might be worth it for the story.

You wanted Hobby TOWN, not Hob Lob*.

Never leave an inebriated friend alone at a bar is for when you go out drinking with a friend and then you get an opportunity to hook up [that you would otherwise jump on], but you realize that means Jessica (who's three sheets to the wind) would have to find her way home on her own. So you do not hook up, or you get…

Another issue with the reporting: the outlets obviously don't know the difference between odds ratio and relative risk/risk ratio.

This is correlation, not causation. I think it's pretty clear the actual causation is the fact that women on birth control are obviously huge sluts whom God then strikes down with blindness.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LET ME HAVE MY RACISM??????

And you've gotten way too asshatty to be acceptable. Yet, here we are.

The article is weird. The comments are weird. And overall it's just sad.

My new match.com headline: I am soft, I am gentle, I am woman.

This statement. Exactly this. It's also easier to reconcile the relationship if you place blame on an outside party instead of your SO.

Its a defense mechanism to prevent self loathing. He has to be a victim in her mind or she will look in the mirror and see a fool.

I have gotten involved with a guy with a SO one time in my entire life (and it was a huge mistake), and it involved a lot of him lying about the status of the relationship with his girlfriend, and convincing me that he was planning on leaving her. I feel like this is probably pretty common in these situations. …

They're out there for sure! But if it takes more than the committed members of a relationship to keep it committed, something's wrong with that relationship.

But then we're not slut shaming! We can't have that!!!!

Maybe we can start blaming dudes for what they do with their dicks instead of the women they do it with. The "homewrecker" thing is irritating because dude wasn't forced or tricked into anything, so why are people all boys will be bots all of a sudden?

I didn't cry, but I am finding it hard to breathe now for some reason.

Oh Jeezy Creezy.

I am a better mechanic. He's stuck doing heavy equipment stuff in the middle of nowhere while I moved on, got my A&P aircraft mechanic certificates as well as a BS in Aerospace Engineering and now work in aviation at an international airport.

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.