Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

Please don't promote any comments which accuse him of lying. That's not how we treat potential victims of sexual assault round here y'all. Thanks!

So basically he's a survivor of childhood sexual assault. Unfortunately, like many male victims of childhood rape by an older woman or girl, he reframes it as a sign of how "macho" he is, rather than the assault it actually was.

This is one of the first things that makes me feel sorry for Chris Brown. Yeah, he's internalized the message that boys can't be sexually abused. Yeah, he's an asshole (a lot of the effects of abuse manifest as being really fucking annoying). That doesn't mean he wasn't psychologically damaged by what happened, just…

"It's so nice when someone isn't afraid to look stupid by asking a question."

I was just gonna say "Smizing: she haz it."

Yeah, this was a fantastic move on their part. They hopped on it super quickly, too.

She says it's "biker chick," and while I have no idea where she got that phrase from

This is wonderful! And I'm totally not crying.

Actually quite cute. Wet Seal's PR people are pretty damn good :-)

She is smizing better than Tyra in that first photo.

Can we just submerge Dane Cook in a vat full of hungry piranhas yet?

But in the house, the only way it works is if there's a strong masculine and feminine component.

I had a girlfriend back in college (long, long ago) that had a really baggy pair of overalls. Attractive? yeah, kinda cute, in an early 90's way. Comfy? Yes. Flattering? No, they were basically a sack with shoulder straps. Super sexy because they came off so easy? Hell yes!

Ex & current husbands both found sweatpants sexy - judging from their reaction anyway.

Yeah I said fuck if on sexy uncomfortable bed clothes a long time ago. No man I have ever dated seemed to spare more than a 2 second "cute" before wanting to take them off. Why bother if you are going to end up naked anyways? A nice soft robe is the best way to go.

Yeah, seriously - most guys do not seem to care about sexy nighties. I am a bit of a lingerie fan and have all kinds of nice matching bras and panties and nighties; I have never had a guy compliment or even appear to notice them, with the exception of one time when someone I was dating had been having a tough day so I…

right?? also hearing "nice try, but i know what's under those baggy clothes, come here OM NOM NOM" is kinda great.

I second this. I actually find comfy clothes a huge turn on for this exact reason.