I pretty much always want to wake up in my own bed. I have no problem bringing the dude home with me, and I don’t care if he wants to sleep over (in my experience they usually do). But if we end up at his place, you better believe my internal homing device will switch on about 5 minutes after sex. This is true whether…

The only criticism I am willing to entertain is of the pink shirt Rory wore in the bid-on-a-basket episode that had a pink and green flower made out of feathers. I just do not buy that Rory would have ever purchased that or put it on her body. The rest of it makes total sense to me.

I mean, do we always need people to display model behavior in a song? I think it’s kind of relatable to be like, “I realized that I fucked you over, and I feel really bad about it, and I want to apologize to assuage my guilt even though that is kind of selfish because you’ve moved on. And even though I am the one who…

So good to have her back. Tbh, though, my main take away from this video is that Tristan Wilds (AKA Michael from The Wire) is an incredibly good looking man.

A) How on earth are you in the greys?

Yes, why does this happen?! I am literally talking to someone else; as far as I know even the best multitasker cannot have two simultaneous conversations with two different people at the exact same time.

It’s like the time I read Gulag and some dumb guy on the metro asked me what it was about. I looked up, glared, and went “Gulags.” which had the beauty of making him look stupid and introducing the topic of brutal soviet prison camps, which kind of kill the mood.

This is amazing; I’ve always looked for words to explain why this whole “just refuse outright!” thing is such a ridiculous request. Thanks for sharing. And yes, the idea that men completely lose their understanding of social/cultural norms when a pretty woman is involved is bonkers.

I was on the phone with my brother once, walking down the street, and a man stopped me to ask for my phone number. I literally gaped at him and went “uh, no? what the hell?” My brother, mature young man that he is, just laughed hysterically in my ear while he listened to the whole thing go down.

This x 1 million, with the added instruction that if she is also wearing headphones while reading in public, she knows your weird hitting-on-reading-women game and is ACTIVELY TRYING TO STOP YOU. Please don’t be that guy. Just, please.

I mean, yeah, if doctors are going around shooting women in the uterus I’m not going to be happy about it. But I think maybe for different reasons than our dude Kels means. But also like, let’s be clear that such a scenario is much more likely if you ban abortion.

I gave up on cool new products a little while ago and decided to only use things that have remained consistently on the market for the last few decades. So basically, I use exclusively products made for and championed by old ladies, and my skin is better than it’s ever been. So I use Noxzema for daily cleansing at…

For length and curl I am OBSESSED with Benefit’s Roller Lash. I don’t even use an eyelash curler anymore. It’s not cheap (I think $24), but it is amazeballs and it lasts for a decent amount of time (3-4 months, in my experience of daily use).

Aw, man, the My Way video is so disappointing. Especially since he apparently managed to get at least 3 stunningly beautiful women to be in it; c’mon dude, show us you trying to woo them and not your friend awkwardly—and really poorly—driving a car near an overpass.

Is it possible to make edibles with synthetic marijuana? I know my city has seen a huge increase in incident involving synthetic weed, which—though it sounds inocuous—can actually minic the effects of PCP, and this guy’s behavior sounds a little like that.

What in the name of god is that?

I think his Wildest Dreams could be amaaaaazing. But yeah, this was...fine.

Maybe I’m not like musically sophisticated enough, but I literally do not understand this album. Like, I think doing a few covers from 1989 is a perfectly fine idea, but he is literally releasing an entire album that is....just his version of her album? I just....don’t get it.

What kind of waxing are you thinking of? Just a regular bikini wax should cost about $40, and a Brazilian should cost around $60. Both of these are +/-$15 depending on your area and how nice a place you go to. If you can, I’d go to an Aveda or something first, since they have great quality products and you know all of…

Omg, and then she leaves him, teams up with Mellie, and we get to just watch a show where the two of them run around Washington Fucking. Shit. Up. And then there’s a crossover with HTGAWM. And lots of sex with Jake.