Every once in a while I think about coming out with the shit that I went through last year, and then I see stuff like this and I decide against it.

I want JK Rowling to see that Amber Heard PSA and hopefully rethink the casting of Johnny Depp in the Fantastic Beasts series.

The comments on Amber Heard’s videos are horrifying. I can’t believe how many people don’t support her!

Also that past tense, “she WAS a great model.” Ice cold

She used to be in my mom’s catalogues when I was growing up.

She added, “When I was a kid, I loved Yolanda as a model,” she told Andy. “She used to be in my mom’s catalogues when I was growing up. I was totally aware of Yolanda. She was a great model.”

she was well known enough in the Netherlands at one point.

I’m hoping Kara begins to earn as much as Judge Judy does per instalment. Shade Court is easily of the same (arguably better) standard.

That Romijn shade is near perfection. It warms my heart. The Lohan ‘shade’ however wasn’t anything like shade. Lohan wasn’t even trying to shade. It was just a straight up insult. “Too much make up.”

I have it on good authority that Rebecca Romijn is actually awesome and kind, irl.

AND implying that she wasn’t aware of Yolanda’s progeny? Am I right? That was part of the shade?

Instamodels

Kara; “ 2016 Lindsay Lohan and her bootleg Madonna-goes-to-Pemberley accent”. What an ace, mate.

I’m ridiculously proud of myself for guessing all of the rulings correctly.

I actually prefer to think that Lindsay Lohan is a low-grade Instagram troll and just forgot to switch between her troll account and her Lohan official account.

Yeah, she didn’t say “everyone knew Yolanda” for a reason. Just her, and that she was aware of her, not amazed by her. Shaaaaaade.

“I was totally aware of Yolanda” is also delicately vicious, completely wiping out the exhortations of Yolanda having been “a great model”. Well played, Rebecca...

Yolanda’s first mistake was coming for the One True Mystique™. It was over for her before it even started.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Shade Court has become a bright spot in the world? Anyway it’s awesome.

Half the reason I will never think of the Instamodels as supermodels is because none of them can throw a lick of shade.