You really live up to your name.

I figured something like this was going to happen with this league. Every single one of the people who tried out for this thinks they’re the best 2k player of all time and “deserve” to get in.

It hasn’t seemed to affect the NFL. They don’t even know what the fucking rules are at any given moment.

During job interviews I like to read out a list of ethnic slurs and get them to choose their favorite.

It explains the tears

Ah, fat-shaming. The completely acceptable, family-friendly alternative to homophobia.

Stop saying “full stop”

I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck your friend.

unless you think journalists should not attend dinner parties with people they might cover (which is insane).

I hate all these people

The funniest part is that Cleveland *didn’t* stop trying, except on defense - Saric’s was the third straight uncontested dunk after it became clear that the Cavs weren’t coming back. Both sides were having a little fun in the final seconds after the game was out of reach, until Clarkson decided to get pissy.

Eric Crouch ran the ball more than he threw it every year he played. That’s a bad comparison. And Tebow’s throwing motion was never going to work in the NFL.

It’s weird...I love reading about wrestling. It truly, deeply fascinates me. I also can’t stand the televised product. It’s really cheesy!

Unfortunately Gronk’s about 29 years too late to retire and prevent permanent brain damage.

Coulda saved a few keystrokes by just typing “I’m a maniac” instead

Emails, Emails, Benghazi, She gave speeches to Goldman Sachs, pantsuits. I’m just getting all the bullshit out of the way so the assholes that thought their principled stand in November of 2016 was worth it. Susan Sarandon you can fuck off also. Reading some the comments below from people trying to rationalize their…

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

“No collusion....no collusion.”

Is there a way for the NFL Network to inoculate itself against future gaffes by this oldtimer? Maybe a Polian vaccine?

I, for one, am enjoying the ‘Grandpa’s in the cough syrup again’ phase of Polian’s career.