I really hope Detective Google becomes an actual show.

To each their own, but I feel like if you’re twisting you’re doing it wrong.

No, you don’t get it. They’re owning the haters and making them look stupid. Stop trying to twist your fake news around this savagery.

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

“Actually, it’s good to be a dick when you’re beating the shit out of a clearly under-matched opponent” is the worst and weirdest take Deadspin has been flogging since they trotted out “The New Orleans Pelicans have some sort of, uh, moral duty (?) to trade Anthony Davis to the Lakers because that would be entertaining…

Now let’s talk about how Fallon Fox hasn’t competed in MMA since 2014 because in her last fight, she literally fractured her opponent’s skull. Oh wait, that wouldn’t fit the narrative.

There once was a golfer elite,

Had a friend in high school who got arrested for the same joke. This was pre-9/11. They’ve never found this joke funny

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

They might not care about me, but they support me.

Trump for his whole life: I’m smart because I don’t pay taxes!

Gabe Kaplan just sent a stern note to you via Epstein’s mother.

That’s all he fucking does, has been for years. Always has to tell black people that we’re wrong because he consulted his black wife. Did you know he has a black wife? He has a black wife.

On a more serious note; that is my counterargument to conservatives who want to deport illegal immigrants. “Why not make it as easy as going to the courthouse and filling out a form? If you do not want them to be illegal then make it cheap and easy to be legal.”

Do you often speak without making a point? Why bring it up?

What the fuck are you talking about? I quoted YOU.

Whataboutism at it’s most basic. Shut the hell up.

Oh I’m not supposed to take your words seriously? What is this like mobster talk? “it would be a real shaaame if people started rioting...I’m not saying they should...”

It’s great how you say that you would say it’s an oversight. All the critics, and I’m including all internet users today who act like they are critics, tend to think that if something doesn’t fit that “expectation” box, the “right way” box, it’s obviously a failure, or lazy designing, or lazy programming. It’s…