YES.

Me Too (the old man-cranky kind). And while we’re at it: Hold your phones to your ear and mute the speaker, you idiots holding your phones like an alien artifact that apparently have to be yelled at.

We invented the technology to listen to your music in public through portable headphones in the goddamn 1980's and yet somehow we are still fighting this battle. Honestly, I would just as soon go back to the days where you brought your boom box on the train and listened to it at ear splitting volume. At least when you…

My personal favorite was a guy at Target playing music from his shitty phone’s speakers while he was wearing giant Beats headphones around his neck as a fashion statement.

While out for lunch last weekend I was fortunate enough to be sitting at a table next to a woman while she had a facetime conversation with her 20-year-old looking son while her husband sat quietly on the other side of the booth eating. The back of the phone was facing him the entire time, and the wife kept filling…

[loud screaming]

I have a friend who is a flight attendant, who increasingly spends his time admonishing parents that, yes, darling Nigel must wear headphones. And countering the inevitable ‘but he’s not bothering anyone’ with,’yeah, he is, and anyway, them’s the rules, so ‘phone it or stow it, pops!’

Speaking as a fellow cranky old man, I heartily endorse this take.

YEAH BUT TRY TELLING THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY DOING THIS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT. I’M SURE NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.

This is baseball, so the only way to resolve this is for a Marlins pitcher to fire a fastball at 95+ MPH directly at Bryce Harper.

Isn’t that what I said?

Young again with a beard and bald spot? This guy is a loser.

Get max munny from grinding the stupid Twlight Town chores/minigames!

That’s crazy. The only piece of sports memorabilia I could imagine paying that much for would be the jersey Mark Sanchez wore during the Butt Fumble.

3:16 LOLs.

Most of the big chains on the West Coast have reserved seating on recliner seats.

I assume it’s including the two from when he was the Giants’ DC.

Linda: Bill what do you want for dinner?

“Yoouuu Raaannngggg?