Ski Jumping (into a pool) really should be a Summer sport as well.

moves that work best as punishments for an opponent’s mistakes

I ride super hard for Quanba. I had the drone as my intermediate stick for two years and i got the obsidian last year and it rules so hard

Growing up is learning about how shitty the Olympics are, to the point where it’s hard to enjoy them. I loved the Olympics as a kid so much.

I cannot tell you how many times the Patriots were bailed out this year by wimpy coaches punting on 4th & 2 from the Pats’ 45, or kicking field goals on 4th & goal from the 4. Bad coaches give away expected points all over the place. But in the Super Bowl, it was Belichick who played conservative by going for a FG…

I mean, he doesn’t go to Louisiana Personal Foul.

fuck, you made me laugh so hard. HARD.

AND THEY SAID MARKELLE FULTZ CAN’T SHOOT A JUMPER!!!

You sound fucking insufferable.

You missed Kendrick Perkins tweeting that he was going back to the Cavs, then deleting it. No matter how that turns out it will be incredibly depressing.

psst...bloggers, yea you. i hate to be that guy (famous last words for people KNOWING they dont hate being that guy) but shame doesnt work the same way it used to. these type of articles used to be the beginning of the end for habitual line crossers...but not anymore. all these takedowns or criticisms do is inflame…

The left opposes being so uncomfortable with gay people that you want to see them be psychologically tortured until they’ve been convinced they’re not gay anymore because that is Bad, Actually.

I know I am in the grays, but I work for a huge multinational and when I went to Barstool’s site, it was filtered by our IT department.

Stoolies everywhere: “We’re not the assholes you think we are!”

America: more willing to believe a black man broke a rule than that a white man made a mistake.

Vince Young belongs in the HOF after winning like 60% of his career starts with this shithead as head coach.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Hanging the whole game on him not playing is a bit much. Missed FG, extra point, Brady not making that catch, Eagles gambling and winning. MAYBE he makes a crucial stop, but to say definitively NE wins with Butler is ridiculous

Belichick is a stubborn man who plays by the rules he makes. He’s had ridiculous success under those rules.

You cut the quote short.