“Anthony, come up from the basement and get your dinner!”

Someone make sure to tell Mama Weiner to knock before coming in her son’s room.

Booker was always in it for Booker. Let’s just make sure we remember that the next time we go ga-ga over him snuggling up next to a kitten or working a soup line during the holiday seasons.

“I guess I’m not so gross after all.” —Anthony Weiner

lolololololololol

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I mean I am also furious he was sexting underage girls, but yeah, he can go straight to hell.

Now waiting on cock pic while sleeping at the foot of his mother’s bed.

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

Jesus fucking Christ. The Democrats can find the backbone to stonewall against liberal proposals, but they are completely going to roll over for every insane far-right lunacy Trump throws at them.

Counterpoint:

It’s in the article, no?

“He is the embodiment of the machine we are raging against.” Tom Morello with the monumental clap-back.

I remember when Rep. Paul Ryan mentioned that Rage Against the Machine is what he listens to when he’s getting pumped up before a big debate or speech.

1. I thought, per the inaugural planner, Donald Trump is the World’s biggest celebrity.

I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!