Her security team is known for getting physical. Myself, I'd be afraid that if she snaps and starts biting off heads....it's going to be literal.

He's nothing to her, though. They're not married, and so he has nothing, really, to lose in terms of companionship, assistance with children, emotional support, all those things that marriage provides—-and which such insurance policies aim to protect.

The fact that it's one and a half million dollars does more than muddy the waters. That's 1.5 million reasons to kill somebody.

This is being promoted as showing marriage is better for you than singlehood, so any studies which omit divorce—-a noted and common consequence of marriage——are unfairly skewing their results. That's the whole point of the article. They got these results only by booking the books.

I wrote a comment about this above. When you omit divorce from the study right off the bat, it's like the Strauss/Gelles study that omitted sexual assault from their study of domestic violence——because it might skew the results.

Isn't it stupid to exclude the divorced and the widowed/widowered? Those, too, are risks of marriage, and they're not at all small ones. That makes me suspicious right away.

Her lip tic thing reminds of a fish with a hook in its mouth.

Argh. The person wearing the least amount of eyeliner in that photo is the girl. Huh. I suppose one could argue that the guys are supposed to appeal to women and girls but how come they look like they've just been tazered?

I couldn't believe it when people bitched that the Newsweek cover was sexist. Dude, that's what she looks like when she sees the sacrificial goat the Marcus has just set up on the altar. Her eyes just look like because she has to wear special contac lenses to hide that she has orange vertical reptile pupils.

Hey, I prefer to avoid standing up as much as possible. Lounging around drooling at firefighters helps.

Yeah, the part she doesn't mention is that the god in question is Cthulu.

It's only odd and hypocritical if you can't tell the difference between oppression and a bunch of women using humor to exercise their sexuality a bit.

Because centuries of oppression, murder, rape, and abuse is totally the same as a little admiration! False equivalency, my favorite argument.

Their height only matters when you're standing up.

Actually, she's one of those lizards from "V".

You can't associate with them. They're always making sacrifices to Cthulu that He finds inadequate, so they get eaten. Then their relatives have to vote for Michelle while they try and find new blood tribute.

Hey now. Zombies are fun. Michelle Bachman spends all her time bolting down hamsters that Marcus tosses her to keep her docile or draining pool reporters of blood before she sacrifices them to Shug Nuggoth. That Newsweek cover caught her between midway between her transformation from human-shaped lizard person to…

Yeah, you're only comparing stuff to them that CAN'T BE COMPARED TO THEM.

Uh....you do realize your FIRST concern was for the asshole that exposed himself to a little girl, right? Asshole. Flip a coin and figure out who I'm talking about, I don't give a shit.

Oh, God, EXACTLY! She is stunning in everything she does, and no offense to what's her name who is the lead in "The Help" it totally should have been upside down and backwards, and Viola Davis' character should have been writing the book! Every tiny little thing she's in, she just....refeshes....the screen and gives…