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Ugh, family. My dad asked us if we were worried buying a play kitchen for our son would make him gay.

So do we keep hating on Ariana Grande, or has the pendulum swung where we like her now?

Not Above That* is one of my favorite songs of the year so far. Can't wait for the visual she pairs with it and the rest of the album.

I’m almost 30 and have the same facial piercing as a 15 year old. Should I feel cool or too old for that nonsense?

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

Okay, so I was intrigued and googled the effects of parsley tea and while it does seem to work by producing uterine contractions, women are apparently stuffing fresh parsley in their vaginas??! That can’t be cool.

Protect women, protect life? These people man. Its like they know they're wrong

Personally, I think some people are just prone to get attached to things. ‘Tis not a bad thing, just is. Change takes more out of some people than others. Wish you well in this transition.

CREEPY STORIES PLEASE THE LONGER MORE DETAILED THE BETTER RESPOND DIRECTLY TO ME EVEN IF YOU HAVE SHARED THEM TO JEZ BEFORE SHARE THEM AGAIN THANKS IN ADVANCE

Anna and Gabby, you’re both surrounded by deeply religious people. With no disrespect bro their faith, can you please ask them this burning question by hat plagues my faith:

Historically and in other cultures children live with and help support their families in adulthood. “Leaving the nest” is a relatively modern thing.

You think business is a practical degree? You’re joking right? Law?

I and most of my friends from college have science degrees and I am the only person who was able to get a job in my field, and it was after doing contract work for the first 2 years. The rest have settle down into administrative work, or things they could have done with just an AA like vet teching. My coworker’s

Actually, no. Teachers should make a good bit more than a living wage because their jobs require a college degree. The worst part about the whole ‘liberal arts degree? no wonder your broke” bullshit is that it devalues the concept of a college education justifying lower wages in fields that require higher education.

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Someone posted this charming vid earlier about readjustment to gravity.

My new fave is the RA drug Xeljanz. I’m pretty sure there’s a hostile takeover happening on that planet right now.

Okay. I’m going to confess! I tried this! I googled where they prescribe Addy and I only found ONE place. So not very convenient. But you only live once, so I made an appointment and went for it. I found it to be such a huge weird shaped pill that it was VERY hard to swallow! And it just didn’t do anything for me.

I love the term menses. When I was expecting my period, I would refer to my “imminent menses.” I like how dramatic it sounds.

I call it “The bleeding,” as in “the bleeding has begun,” in an effort to flap my unflappable boyfriend, because it sounds even worse than “period.” Would that be a malphemism?

Thank you for this. I’ve never really liked K pop but this is just something else.