Maybe if this was Starlog there’d be more faith. But given that Variety is still calling it a “cult” show is a tell that maybe, just maybe, they have no idea what these two and this show is all about.

by definition, we’re all older than we were. but no one in this picture is old.

We all get old. But it’s always fun to get together for another go around.

Kate Beckinsale

Before you know it, it’ll only be two.

Leo bringing 4 women back to his hotel room would only be news if they were his age.

Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly brought four women back to his hotel after the London premiere of The Revenant.

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

Oh, great. Now every time I take my ear buds out, I’m going to think about all the people around me who think I’m about to fart. Thanks a lot.

couch = one’s “inebriation center”?

Stats/social science person here. Please take this survey with a grain of salt. Ann Summers is a UK erotic/sex shop. The sample is akin to the results of a Cosmo survey. Recognizing sample biases for the win!

Bookstores are my place of happiness and intellectual commerce.

Personally, I look like a reddened, hunched over ghoul.

A Mexican restaurant isn’t a place of fitness?

I couldn’t imagine even wanting to get into the mood at the gym. Every gym I’ve ever been in smells much like I would imagine Donald Trump’s soul smells like.

People...do this?

This reminds me of a survey done by Bicycling magazine a few years ago... they reported that something like 45% of people admitted to having sex off the road during a long ride. I cannot imagine a less attractive version of my penis than the one that has been stuck in bike spandex for an hour while I’m riding.

Same and I will bang most places

once many years ago my YM magazine or equivalent gave tips for a core workout you could do before even leaving your bed in the morning, and assuming I tried that once which is probably true, then roughly 100% of my sex has been in my place of fitness.

Of all the places I might like to bang, the gym is easily one of the lowest on the list.