SO happy for you!
I am on Paxil, and antidepressant and two antipsychotics and lots of Xanax. Because I have really weird and bizarre panic attacks. But Paxil is what made them manageable. I kinda became anorgasmic because of it (it’s a common side-effect) and was sleeping 16 hours a day and felt incredibly nauseous…

I’m from Europe, was looking for someone local and I got messages from Israel, India, Egypt, US.
Sure, just let me take my teleporter out.

Oh.my god. I was a cleaner for awhile and I cleaned a giant building full of offices. Only one dude. He left me a turd in the man’s bathroom. I wanted to shoot him. Like, you’re the only dude in the building, I know it’s yours, why would you do that???
Before that, I got hired by some big shot football player to clean…

Happy Birthday, stranger! I hope you got yourself some icecream and cake!

That sounds pretty great! And makes me squee!

SG1 IS THE BEST. You lucky beast!

I just watched the first one. The airbags scenes got me yelp in surprise and then i gigglesnorted. Was good!

My mom loves that show! It’s funny, because the show has been going on for gazillion years, and yet it is set in a small area. It’s the quiet genocide of people of Midsomer.

Wow, this is so scary!
I know, it was the same here. The doctors and teachers and priests were always right and you had no right to question them. Oh and dentists, too!
I can see that. I don’t even trust some of my doctors because they are just human and overworked and trying to survive another day.
I was just really…

Also, women are magickal creatures from a different planet because we bleed blue.
Source: All the tampon commercials on tv.

I deduce they are idiots. I will watch the new mini season to death.
Say hi to Faye Valentine!

OF COURSE THE AUDIENCE IS STILL OUT THERE YA DUMB MAGAZINE.

This is really scary. My uncle was diagnosed with TB years ago. He and his mother, my grandma, live in utter poverty. They don’t have hot water and they have no bathroom.
But we have universal healthcare and the only thing he had to do was go to the fucking doctor. Which he refused to do it. Finally he did it and he…

That made my day.

This should be up higher! I love stats people.

EVERYONE is doing this but you.

I lost my virginity at a kebab shop. 2 AM, after closing. With the kebab guy.We were done in 3 minutes. I am sorry guys!

You have to use your third eye to see it.

I actually did wonder that at some point, because it was so crazy detailed and pretty mundane.
Brains. Can’t live with them, can’t live wit-oh. Nevermind.