I legit thought you were talking about greyhounds. I got excited.

Sounds like you’re gonna have a really nice New Year’s Eve :))

If 55 minutes of pulling my tooth out didn’t kill me yesterday, nothing will. I OVERCOME EVERYTHING.
Well, except panic attacks.
See you tomorrow!
But wait, there won’t be a NYE social tonight? I ain’t going anywhere.

I cackled while watching the trailer. Just two more months!

I love the little felt Deadpool. I am stupid excited for the movie, mostly because I saw this NSFW trailer:

Oh yeah, I turned religious from just seeing him.

Looking at it, I suddenly cannot brain anymore...

They truly are related!

I should have scrolled down I posted his carpenter look above. Purrrrr.

This has been floating on my facestalk for a minute. Spot the Harrison as a young carpenter.

Great Scott! You just outlined what a really good night I could have!
My coding is still in its infancy so I am really bad at it for now. But it will get better in the year of sex and kickboxing!

I just love your New Year’s resolutions. They sound so zen and chill. It reminds me a bit of buddhistic practices.

Seems like…

I have noticed my skinny dad making horrible comments about women on tv who had gained weight and/or gotten older. My mom is slightly overweight and she comments constantly about women’s bodies.
I cannot wrap my head around that. It’s like they are obsessed. And then I noticed my grandma does it too! WTF?!

Only the Avatar can master all four elements. Only two to go.

Kinja is a mo-fo. I didn’t get any notifications for good 24 hours and just thought no one saw anything I posted because I am grey. And then all of the sudden, boom, 14 notifications. My first thought was: “OH SNAP WHO DID I OFFEND NOW?!”
But it was just Kinja awaking from deep slumber.

You are hella gorgeous!
Total FEMINAZI. I am sure you’re slaying dudes right and left with the power of your womb.

Kylie Jenner lips on her back.

More sex. More coding. Maybe kickboxing. I always wanted to beat a heavy bag to a pulp.
OH! And maybe becoming Alice Morgan from Luther. But without the killing. Just the devious, brilliant sassyness. She does look like someone who has a lot of fun.
Share your maudlin ones!

“ She, like me, and millions of other women, has been subjected to body shaming. She, like me, and millions of other women, has been taught to hate her body because of what it looks like instead of loving it for what it can do. She, like me, and millions of other women, was taught to believe our worth is, at least…

Yes! Star Trek!
I love the 2009 Star Trek and I know I am in minority. But, plot holes aside, I loved the beginnings of the crew and thought they were awesomely cast.
I didn’t even care about lens flares. I thought it was cool.
And I am so excited for the third movie! Hurry up, July!

And Star Wars? Yeah, only words of…

We just bought this big ass tv and I saw the trailer there and was sqealing like a Justin Bieber fan.
If I saw it on the big screen i’d die. RIP deaded.