I put a fair amount of time into this series (and X-men Legends, which was very similar) back in the day. Think of it like a Marvel version of Diablo, packed to the brim with lore and a reverence to the source material that was impressive, which elevated the games considerably (the gameplay was fine).

Agreed—it manages to look modern and like a TVR, all at once, without the weird bug-infestation look that plauged some of the last ones.

Dear car fanboys:

“Only 335 HP”

This is why we can’t have nice things. “I totally would have bought it if it had 600hp, an 8 speed manual, weighed 1400 pounds, had a leather interior with power everything, an infotainment system that rivals my 4k/X-box set-up and only cost $15,000.”

If I was an auto exec I’d cut y’all…

Is... is it just me or does this car have no suspension?

It’s simple, regardless of whatever crap Nintendo tries to piece together, there is no “Zelda Timeline”. It is not a thing. Each game is a re-imagining of previous games, just like Mario.

But just because his car broke in the most heartbreaking way possible

That was the first thing to come into mind when I saw the old gesture.

A nice big F you from Rosie

Break away hinges. If the hoods coming up, you don’t need it anymore. Let the guy behind you deal with the failure.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

I like the Grand Mac because it reminds me of how big I remember Big Macs being when I was a kid.

At this point, the fierce and continued silence says all it needs to, for me. If he were making any kind of meaningful progress, we would likely have seen him out or at least have heard the good news. It would have been a triumphant thing. After this long, and with this attitude toward reveals, I’d say he’s…

Just a matter of time. Like a horror film where they’ve transplanted a convicted murder’s organ into some innocent.

The ‘fucking lawyers’ were hired by the fucking assholes who fucking hated their fucking neighbor’s fucking garage, you fucking dunce.

I find it funny because we bitch when drivers are being “robot-like” or too politically correct, then we bitch when they become more “human” and speak up their mind. Vettel is a prime example of this because he’s been accused of both since the beginning of his career, same with Lewis.

HOW QUICKLY THEY TURN AGAINST YOU!!!!

Still don’t get all the Hamilton hate around here

The last time I missed the Malaysia race, Multi 21 happened.

You know when you know you’re old? When you perk the fuck up and pay attention during Mr. Regular’s brief lecture on postmodernism and American ideals. Anti-intellectual philistines are going to complain that is was boring or stupid or had nothing to do with cars. Those people are missing the point. Shit like this is…