“Paddy! Wagon!”

A LOT of things make Peterson testy, including his son's testies.

It was a joke- the herbicide Roundup causing cancer in humans and all. Good info though, thanks.

The Roundup News has always been a cancer for Pierce College

Is someone taking your Dest

Tonni from Quinzee

Good.  Fucking.  Riddance.

Leading candidate for next manager 

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

a blanket costs $125 on a commercial Virgin Airways flight.

those same fanboys shitted

The broadcast team of Ben Holden and Ross Tucker came just short of conceding that football is an irredeemably violent sport, but seemed pretty shaken up nonetheless.

Need stricter emissions standards.

That was a group text, Antonio, not a grope text.

Clever way to track white supremacist movements. 

Lot, meet kettle. 

Mr. Ped 

Alasska Scold Rush 

He thinks he's on a Costa Rican vacation now?  Wait until he drinks the water.