I knew this story would have a happy ending.

My favorite part of Family Vacation is when the hot blond woman Clark keeps seeing dies of dysentery.

+1 lawsuit 

The guys in the truck had a few minutes to watch the replay and then decided yes, lets put this on, and in slow motion.

Gundy: “Hey, I was just trying to make sure that we were smart and no fight ensued.”

Tragedy.  No way they had time to buy duty free. 

I bet it was justified. Jaguars players know poor bortleservice when they see it.

Ronaldo can see innocence in eyes too. He looked into all three of Kathryn Mayorga’s.

Turned on, pooned in, now dropped out. 

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

“You think you were being racist? We’ll show you some real racists!”

Come, boy. 

Not that hard...

Don’t you never say a bad word about Morris Day & the Time!

I live in SE Asia and the bucket o water can be hard to handle.  But the bum-gun, the water hose mounted next to many toilets, is so much better than paper.  If you get lucky and get a bum gun AND paper, then you walk out feeling like a clean champion.

I don't have kids, but letting your two year old play with a paper shredder seems like insanely poor parenting.

These guys still wear magnet necklaces with puka shells.  I doubt they are up to date with hotel labor issues. 

Good thing he has plenty of white and black striped shirts.

Not surprised, he has always been known as a free dick specialist.

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.