Ha!

Hope so, we need it 

Nathan Peterman is Haley Joel Osment from A.I.?

“found them in a dead heat”

Great stuff, unfortunately Lainez is the shit and will be running circles around miazga for the next ten years. 

Cannot NOT post that gif. Not a ton of actual flamethrower-related articles here. 

The after party got real weird.

Looks like Foles is having some performance issues.

Idi what you did there +1

Still a lot better than what Bobby Petrino would have done to her throat. 

USA players will be distraught to learn that winning in the next few years means that they have to go fight in the middle east.

Don't Tell Mom The Dogsitter Bled

That is one memorable boner.

Well, he did chew out a fag in 2016.

Shouldn't have used Bermuderp grass 

In Gregggg's defence, every preseason tackle is a stupid tackle. 

ESPN is anything but gutless. 

Jet Ley

Strange thing to get fuherious over