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Sleeper pick

“Shame he’s still in high school.” -MLS

The (Baby) Departed

Ha!

+1 family style

You can win a Super Bowl without a great individual pass rusher. You’re much less likely to win a Super Bowl without a great quarterback. 

The (Cub) Scout

NBA Live 2018 researchers:

It’s kind of Dortmund’s fault. I mean, their freaking team badge means Bomb Very Badly.

+1

Things got a lot harder when Jackson asked to add a pillar of salt.

No, trying to rile up the gooners.

...and acts like a cranky little baby baby on the field.

Barton was not an absolute yes but, for the moment, it was good enough.

Mayeday? Why that’s the Russian New Year. You know, we’ll have a big parade, we’ll serve hot hors d’oeuvre...

That was just a dry run.

No, Dennis, this is an insult to the profession:

More like Hondurass.

“I hope it is now behind us.”