Marriotts Of Fire

no more thong

It’s subtle racism. Those Warriors were so gullible to accept those blankets.

Has there ever been a great moments in poop history hall of fame or ncaa-style bracket?

A friend left some bud light limes in the fridge and I’m slamming them on a sunny Friday and...I’m actually enjoying them. Turn in my man card now or just cut it in half like a credit card?

Once soccer, ehem football, becomes too mainstream for hipsters to support, what sport do they adopt next? Aussie Rules seems like a good bet but do they even get to wear scarves?

+1 gmail genetalia

Slip of the tongue.

Can we get this called by Jim Ross?

Colombian evading powder

Very true, but no one has mastered this art like our captain has .

If you don’t want Hot Takes from US fans, I recommend staying away from call-in shows on SiriusXM FC for the next few days.

It's been said before, but I've never seen a player capable of a match winning performance followed by being the worst player on the field by some margin. And repeating this trend for 8 years.

Chris Wondoplowski

Santa Clarazo

Where The Defiled Things Are

Dribble-drive No Motion

oops!

Hail Hitler!

Van for Russian homosexuals