Racketshearing.

Things got even funnier when the first commercial was for Planters Happy Trail Mix

Mistake By The Lake Fool In The Pool

I hope that is Yedlin escaping back to Tottenham.

Looks like Newcastle may have won the $150 million Rafal.

Is it too late for Ranieri to put his name into the U.S. presidential election?

You will be in the Midlands of England. There will be plenty of drugs already there.

“I’m the same person I’ve always been.”

New Falcons defensive back Keanu Neal, who got intimate with Roger Goodell for more than 15 seconds

+1 flame misconduct

No, this is what match fixing looks like.

It’s not that terrible. Some teams are fun to watch and they playoffs aren’t awful. But all in all of course it pales in comparison to Europe. But try watching the Colombian league, Brazilian league, Argentinian league...they are all harder to watch than MLS. They need to shorten the season or at least make it aligned…

I was making fun of the level of soccer in the USA. If you are going to troll soccer sites, at least troll correctly. It is not that hard.

To: tips@deadspin.com

Ha!

Can’t wait to get my hands on a bottle of #Off! to deal with all the Zika I'm going to be fighting in @Miami!!

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So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

Recruit: “Mr. Pitino this is LT.”

+1 Canadian painkiller