Maybe?

I love learning.

your tits look great tho

People are whispering about Katy Perry being pregnant because Orlando Bloom rubbed her belly at a big event

Reports are saying Taylor Swift is pissed because Perry stole her backup fetus.

Uh, I sure hope Victoria’s Secret used wig glue on Bella Hadid’s thong because it is really slipping to the side in that last picture!

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

My mother in law only drinks diet coke, save for the occasional margarita, if its on special, with a sugar rim, and someone else is buying. No coffee, no tea, no water, only diet coke. In the morning, she wakes up, takes a huge glass, fills it with ice and diet coke, and then makes a weird satisfied sigh after her…

Alexis Bledel is one of those people who you know, without even seeing any evidence, cannot fucking dance to save her life. But I had no idea it would be so painful to watch. I mean JESUS.

Caveat: If you are an early childhood educator, GET ON IT, STAY ON IT, even if the parents don’t want to hear it. Advocate for assessment and services. Early intervention is best for all sorts of learning differences and special needs.

Assange is the closest thing we have to a living Bond villain. Demented, weird-looking, dangerously certain of his ill-conceived campaign, and he’s even started dressing up his cat real fancy.

so, keep it in a family, right???

Imagine looking like that and thinking your genes were superior.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.

But seriously, what are you doing to me today Jez? These stories make me want to punch someone in the face.