Oh, good, I’ve always wanted to insert my penis into math.

Those are sleek. I almost wish I had a dick.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

Knees?

This reminds me of a guy in college who told me the most lifelike pussy masturbation aid was warmed liver wrapped in carpet.

Eek! I’m so happy I don’t really get neck spasms. That sounds horrible. I get “kinks” frequently, but meh that’s usually because I stopped doing my stretches (oh! I feel better! Honest!) and then my neck gets stiff, so I overdo the stretches and then hurt myself. I’m nothing if not predictable!

Yes, peameal. Hate it. Except maybe diced in pea soup.

In the last twelve months, I have had the following:
*nerve test + neurologist evaluation for MS, strokes, etc
*breathing test
*rheumatologist appointment
*several GP appointments for pain, nerve issues, whooping cough, allergies, and medication reaction
*~6 blood tests, including inflammation and antibody tests
*Xrays on…

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…

lol Baldwins, there are so many of you!

When does Jack Bauer intervene? I keep waiting...

It’s especially bad that Comey sends a letter to Republican Jason Chaffetz and doesn’t let his Democratic counterpart in on it. They found out from Chaffetz’s Tweet.

I know! I’d be willing to bet Ken Bone’s outfit didn’t cost that much.

OH LARD I LOVE THAT TINY BABY PRINCE.

The hands are WAY too big.

Even assuming your argument, “gullibility, mental illness, histories of abuse, etc.” is something those parents should be permitted to raise as a defense in their criminal trials, but it’s not, under any circumstances, some kind of a “pass” to prostitute your children.

I’ve never put it like this, but holy hell, you’re right.

It’s also interesting that the less attractive daughter seems to get little to no attention from him at all. I guess that’s good, given his lechery, but like you said, it must be a huge self esteem crusher when your own parent views your worth solely on how you look.

This is what happens when we give people’s opinions the same intellectual consideration as scientific facts.