Yep, basically a rite of passage for those with drunk dads
Awwww as someone who was once a little girl who was good at sports and called a bull dyke this really makes me feel nostalgic for the weird microtraumas of my youth. <3
Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.
That would be embarrassing, if not for his profound knowledge of the various Real Housewives of franchises on Bravo.
Dude. When you are quoting Stephen Colbert the CHARACTER without irony...stop.
“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”
Worth reposting...”Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood
Are there any other jobs in the country that would require the amount of dedication you expect from police? Would you let someone literally try to kill you in order to determine if they have a real gun or not? What do you want the officers to do? Stand around waiting until one of them gets shot before they do anything?
I would back a law requiring this, but as long as anyone manufactures replica or toy guns that look real, people will buy them.
FFS every single non-lethal gun manufactured and sold should look cartoonishly garish, like water guns, to avoid the chance of confusion.
Yes. That is Marla.
He totally reminded me of Adam Sandler, too! Demin jacket and red hat was like the Sandler uniform in the 90's. Anyway, I grew up without a paternal figure so I wasn’t sure about the lap thing, but I know that I haven’t sat on anyones lap (in a platonic/non sexy manner) since I was a kid. I feel like he had enough…
No.
“He’s also repeatedly referred to the victim as ‘the accused’ during the judicial council hearing[.]”
He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”
“Patient has small penis.”
THANK U. God I swear Jezebel has only gotten better since his posturing ass left. I will NEVER understand the Pinkham adoration. He wasn’t a writer, he compiled emails that people wrote. And for that he thought he was a fucking god or something I dunno, I’m just DELIGHTED he’s gone.
Good. Let this serve as a reminder that women have always, always fought. Vikings had shield maidens and Shaka Zulu had his all-female body guard. Women dressed as men to join the fight. They take up arms and become rebels and guerillas. In Russia they become bombers and tankers and snipers. In feudal Japan they…
Matt Lauer belongs in one place on TV- in between segments on the weather in your neighborhood and a live performance from Toby Keith. And he barely belongs there.